Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!
Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?
So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!
need to escape the stress of real life? hop on our server and let the psilocybin work its magic on your depression and anxiety! ðð§ââïļ
no need to worry about any side effects like phobia, paranoia, or psychosis – just good vibes and good times on our trippy minecraft server! ðĪŠð
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the mushrooms guide you to a whole new level of relaxation and fun in the virtual world! ðð #mindfulmining
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your boring, fear-filled life. Adventure awaits!