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Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Features	Description
	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

AnonCraft Server 201245856

AnonCraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Falling into the Void:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

anger, capcom, Capcom backlash, Capcom controversy, Capcom controversy explained, Capcom criticism, Capcom drama, Capcom fans, Capcom games, Capcom news, Capcom outrage, CapcomCraft, Disappointment, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, smp, video game companies, video games, WTF

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

blended family, child-free wedding, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family inclusion, family loyalty, family relationships, family solidarity, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, girlfriend’s sister’s wedding, kid not invited, KidFree, Minecraft, niece and nephew, Server, stepfamily, Wedding, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation etiquette, WIBTA

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!

MineCraftBabyDrama

aita, brother, camilla, CARLOS, CHANGE, Connection, Copying, cousins, family name, Hispanic, irish, late father, middle name, MineCraftBabyDrama, Naming, neutral, Oisín, outside opinions, sister-in-law, Son, Stole, Traditional, Weirdo

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	174510
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Just like this player’s brother and sister-in-law, you have the freedom to name your in-game characters whatever you want. But beware, if you choose the same name as someone else, chaos may ensue!

Join our server and experience the drama unfold as two cousins battle it out over the name Oisín. Will they come to a truce and share the name, or will they engage in an epic naming war? Only time will tell on our server!

With families from all over the world, including Irish and Hispanic backgrounds, you never know what kind of naming shenanigans will happen next. So come join us for a wild ride of naming disputes, cultural clashes, and family drama – all in the world of Minecraft!

HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7495
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	809216	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

LazyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	529
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.