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AstroRealms Lifesteal Skyblock

Adventure, bed defense, Bedwars, custom plugin, Drop Pods, floating island, floating island survival, Fortressa, Futuristic Hub, Galactic, galactic adventure, Immersive, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP battles, pvp strategy, Raiding, SKY, Skyblock, space station, strategy, strategy game, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

AstroRealms – Your Galactic Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Junior Lifesteal Engage in heart-stealing PvP battles and fight for survival! Skyblock Build and thrive on your floating island in Oblivia! HungerGames Experience the classic HungerGames with a custom plugin for a fresh, unique twist! BedWars Defend your bed, fortify your base, and eliminate rivals in Fortressa. Master the ultimate PvP strategy!

The Space Station Hub Explore our futuristic hub, connecting planets with immersive drop pods. View stunning galactic vistas as you travel between worlds. Join AstroRealms Today! Adventure awaits with PvP, survival, and strategy. Connect now for the ultimate Minecraft journey!

Play.AstroRealms.io

Pixel Oasis

1.21.1

1.21.1, ASEAN, digital distribution., Edition, game developers, game enthusiasts, game library, game publishers, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Gaming news, Gaming Platform, gaming trends, Oasisliul, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, Southeast Asia, steam delivery, ulliPixel, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got so many chickens that they’ve started their own government! And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re basically running the whole show now. Plus, our villagers have perfected the art of synchronized swimming in the lava pools. It’s like a fiery ballet, I swear! So come on down and join us for some seriously wacky adventures – just don’t forget to bring your own diamond pickaxe, ’cause things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

Accurate, actuality, Authenticity, Certainty, Concrete, Confirmed, Definitive, Established, evidence based, fact, Indisputable, Minecraft, nope, not opinion, Objective, Opinions, PROVEN, Reality, smp, substantiated, Truth, undisputed, verifiable, Verified

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	8779	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5613
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	175	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	9

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!