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NaziSaluteJailbreak

Australian court, controversial behavior, Convict, criminal offense, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, historical symbol, judicial ruling, legal consequences, man, Nazi salute, NaziSaluteJailbreak, outlawed, performing, political statement, public display, racial discrimination, social norms

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7578
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	3175	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	11

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	2757
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

51.195.68.95:25988

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	7810	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	5094	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).