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hear5deafies

Breakthrough, children, cochlear implants, deaf, deafness, Disabilities, Gene therapy, Genetic, genetic disorders, hear5deafies, Hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, innovation, Medical, medical advancements, Science, sensory restoration, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	211	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

compatibility, Connection, destiny, dream, dream come true, dreamin4u, fate, ideal match, long term, love, meant to be, Meeting, Minecraft, perfect partner, relationship, romance, serendipity, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, statistical probability, statistics, true love

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, budget-friendly meals, cheap food, childhood favorite, comfort food, convenience food, economical dining, EternalEats, everyday eats, fast food, favorite snacks, frugal food, go-to meal, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive eats, low-cost dining, Minecraft, Server, street food, tasty treats, value meals

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6058
Dragon Eggs Found:	8959	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.