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Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

balancing family relationships, childhood impact, childhood trauma, children triggering trauma, emotional triggers, exclusion, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family responsibilities, Family Support, Gratitude, mental health, Minecraft, parent-child dynamics, Parentification, parentification trauma, Sacrifices, Server, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisCraft, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Star Shards Collected:	110
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

10 kids, 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay, aita, committed relationship, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, elitist, family, financial problems, Granddaughter, grief support group, Hardworking, House, judgemental, Pregnant, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, son-in-law, troubled upbringing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3345	Star Shards Collected:	271
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchantments Applied:	194
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2984	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
New Chunks Explored:	494735	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Shadow garden SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8985	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

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