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Apologies for the Hungarians Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as a paprika-filled goulash? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got Czech girls who are so cute, they’ll make your blocky heart skip a beat! Sorry, Hungarians, but when it comes to pixelated beauty, the Czech girls on our server take the cake (or should we say, the kolache?). Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable avatars, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the virtual town square. Who needs Budapest when you can have Prague right at your fingertips? So come on over and see for yourself why Czech girls are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

Zoomer Girls Minecraft SMP Anime

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to post your favorite zoomer girls in anime and debate who would win in a fight between Sailor Moon and Naruto (spoiler alert: it’s obviously Sailor Moon, duh).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

CraftyGiftsNoBiz

Boundaries, coworker jealousy, coworker relationships, CraftyGiftsNoBiz, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, lunchtime etiquette, office gossip, office politics, personal boundaries, privacy, professional relationships, social interactions, supervisor relationships, work friendships, work-life balance, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace dynamics, workplace hierarchy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4756
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the jealousy and passive-aggressiveness of Jane, the supervisor who can’t handle her friend Tina having other friends. Watch out for Jane’s beacon that alerts her whenever you’re having a good time with Tina, because she just can’t stand to be left out. Will you be the one to stand up to Jane and reclaim your lunchtime conversations with Tina? Or will you join forces with Jane to keep Tina all to yourselves? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

quit being a people pleaser, quit being a perfectionist, quit being afraid to take risks, quit being closed-minded, quit being indecisive, quit being judgmental, quit being lazy, quit being pessimistic, quit being self-critical, quit comparing yourself to others, quit living in the past, quit making excuses, quit negative self-talk, quit overthinking, quit procrastination, quit seeking validation from others, quit self-doubt, quit smoking, quit toxic relationships, quit unhealthy eating habits, QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	60	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where you can procrastinate on all your real-life problems and focus on building epic structures instead!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?

CraftyCringeLand

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Crafty COVID Chronicles

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	271	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2837
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Crops Grown:	2357	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

avn.gg

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crops Grown:	6065	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.