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Jew Crew Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, CREW, debate, Ethics, Existence, FAITH, Human, Humanity, Identity, jew, Jewish identity, Jews, judaism, metaphysical questions, Minecraft, morality, philosophy, Religion, religion vs spirituality, religious beliefs, smp, Soul, Soul searching, spirituality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we ponder life’s biggest questions, like whether a jew can have a human soul in the game! Join us for hilarious debates, epic builds, and wild adventures as we explore the depths of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking your inner diamond armor-wearing philosopher! So come on, join us and let’s dive into the craziest discussions and build the most mind-blowing creations together!

Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	339	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	82	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Unironically… Minecraft Server

existentialism, Individualism, introspection, life philosophy, Minecraft, personal beliefs, philosophy, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-realization, Server, Unironically

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	5109	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

Existence Minecraft Server

acceptance, coping, depression, emotional well being, emptiness, Existence, existential crisis, existentialism, introspection, Loneliness, meaninglessness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nihilism, philosophy, purpose, self reflection, self-care, Server, spirituality, Therapy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of wandering around in the void of life with no purpose? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the existential dread! Join us and embark on a journey filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your own virtual world and escape the mundane reality of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama ballet. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine prancing around with majestic llamas in tutus, creating the most epic dance routines the Minecraft world has ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a clan of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the emptiness of existence, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama dance-off).

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

50.115.8.208:25124

Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchantments Applied:	283
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	5821	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

BELIEF, cosmic purpose, Creation, destiny, divine plan, eternal question, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Gods, Higher power, Humanity, meaning of life, MinecraftMystery, philosophy, Plan, purpose, Religion, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

Real Life NPC Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Consciousness, Existence, Hidden Truth, Life, mind-bending, Mystery, non-player character, Npc, Npcs, philosophy, real, Reality, Server, simulation hypothesis, simulation theory, society, unknown, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ores Mined:	6581	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6715

yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3129	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Love Letters Sent:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

actress, admired., attractive, beauty, beauty queen, Breathtaking, Celebrity, charming, CraftyBeautyQueen, Elegant, FAMOUS, Gorgeous, iconic, Lovely, MODEL, most beautiful woman, opinion, Popular, Stunning, WOMAN, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Emeralds Found:	6232
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4340	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

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BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
New Chunks Explored:	719791	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

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