🍆💦philosophy Minecraft Servers | Page 11

NonConsensualCraft

Born, consent, consent to being, consent to birth, consent to existence, consent to life, Existence, existentialism, Life, Nature, non-consensual, NonConsensualCraft, philosophy

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welcome to dis minecraft server where u can escape da non-consensual existence of da real world and enter a land of blocky bliss. u will be greeted by a unicorn riding a chicken and handed a diamond sword made from the tears of a creeper.

join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon tree and battle the evil potato army. build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride a rainbow llama into battle against the evil villagers who steal ur diamonds.

we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with pandas. our community is filled with friendly players who will help u build ur dream pixel palace and protect u from the wrath of the ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination and da only rule is to have fun. because in dis world, existence is what u make of it. so why not make it blocktastic?

SimulatedPrisonCraft

Artificial Intelligence, chance, Consciousness, Existence, existentialism, Imprisonment, Life, nonzero chance, philosophy, Possibility, Prison, Reality, Sentence, simulated reality, SimulatedPrisonCraft, simulation, simulation theory, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, virtual reality

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WONDERED IF YOUR LIFE IS JUST A SIMULATION? WELL, GUESS WHAT? ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN ESCAPE THAT SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE AND LIVE YOUR BEST BLOCKY LIFE!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXELATED ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! BUILD A CASTLE, FLY AROUND ON A PIG, OR EVEN BATTLE A GIANT CHICKEN! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! WHO KNOWS WHAT TREASURES YOU’LL FIND DOWN THERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BREAK FREE FROM YOUR SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE TODAY! #YOLO #BLOCKLIFE

UniverseceptionCraft

Brain, Consciousness, cosmic mysteries, cosmic wonder, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, human curiosity, humans, introspection, introspective musings, metaphysics, philosophical ponderings, philosophy, pondering, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Universe, Universe Exploration, UniverseceptionCraft, wondering

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LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE WHEN THE BRAIN SAID “YO IMMA CALL MYSELF BRAIN” BUT LIKE IN MINECRAFT FORM. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE. ONE TIME, A CREEPER ASKED ME FOR A HUG AND I SAID “SURE” AND THEN IT EXPLODED INTO A RAINBOW. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE. SO YEAH, COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

MirrorVerseCraft

Alternate Reality, Consciousness, doppelganger, Existence, fake version, FANTASY, Identity, ILLUSION, mind-bending, mirror reality, MirrorVerseCraft, parallel universe, Perception, philosophy, real version, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, speculation, surreal, Truth

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Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wondered if there’s a whole other world on the other side of the mirror? Well, on this server, we take that idea and run with it! We’re the fake versions of ourselves, living in a parallel universe where everything is just a little bit wackier.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle in the clouds or explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty llama sidekick. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on this server?

But be warned, the real world on the other side of the mirror is watching. They’re jealous of our cool builds and epic loot, so they might try to invade our world and steal our stuff. It’s up to you and your fellow gamers to defend our realm and show them who’s boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

cosmic inquiry, deep thoughts, divine inquiry, DivineCraft, Existence, existentialism, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Reality, Server, simulation theory, source engine, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth, video games, virtual reality

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If you’ve ever pondered deep questions like “does reality run on the Source engine?” then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! Our server is so epic, even God himself would want to join just to find out the answer to that burning question.

Not only do we have the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, but we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. Legend has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, but if you’re brave enough to face him, the rewards are totally worth it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if reality really does run on the Source engine!

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

CraftyMoralCode

belief systems, Conditional, CraftyMoralCode, cultural influences, cultural norms, ethical framework, Ethical principles, Ethics, moral dilemmas, moral judgments, moral philosophy, moral reasoning, moral relativism, moral subjectivity, Moral values, morality, personal beliefs, philosophy, social construct, societal standards, Subjective

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yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u! like for real, they drop some sick rhymes while u mine for diamonds. plus, our creepers are trained to do the moonwalk before they explode, it’s lit af.

we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless u ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating taco that rains down golden apples? yeah, it’s like a piñata but way cooler.

so come join us on dis wacky server where morality is as twisted as a pretzel and the only rule is to have a blast!

IllusionCraft: Wake Up!

Alternate Reality, awakening, Consciousness, Deception, deep thoughts, discovery, dream, epiphany, existentialism, ILLUSION, IllusionCraft, mind games, mind-bending, Perception, philosophy, questioning reality, Reality, simulation, surreal, Truth, wake, waking up

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yo yo yo come join dis server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for everyone. our spawn point is a giant disco ball and our mods are actually unicorns in disguise. if you dont join, the ender dragon will come to your house and steal all your cookies. so come on and join the fun, we promise you wont regret it (unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it but who hates fun and happiness amirite?)

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CellularRespawnCraft

biology, Bodies, cells, CellularRespawnCraft, Consciousness, Existence, Flawed, human experience, Identity, Memories, mortality, multiple lives, Perception, philosophy, Regeneration, Reincarnation, Renewal, Replacement, Science, Self, transformation

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yo, so like, have you ever thought about how we’re basically living multiple lives in multiple bodies cuz our cells keep changin’ and our memories are all messed up? well, if you wanna experience that on a whole new level, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a whole new body, livin’ a whole new life in the minecraft world. one minute you’re a pig, the next you’re a creeper, then boom, you’re a freakin’ enderman! it’s like a never-ending cycle of reincarnation but in blocky form.

and get this, each time you respawn, you gotta complete a wild challenge to unlock a new body. one time you might have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks, and the next you might have to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. it’s bonkers, but it’s so much fun!

so if you’re lookin’ for a server that’ll make you question your existence while havin’ a blast, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true meaning of life in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up as a blocky chicken. either way, it’s gonna be a riot!

EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

AutisticCraft: Detail-Oriented Creativity

attention to detail, autism, autistic traits, AutisticCraft, behavioral traits, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., Communication, creativity, DetailOriented, developmental disorders, education, learning differences, neurodevelopmental, neurodiversity, Psychology, research, Social Skills, special needs, spectrum disorder, study

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So like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna unleash your inner creativity and attention to detail! We got like, magical unicorns roaming around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the water is actually soda pop!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build epic castles, crazy roller coasters, and pixel art masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground world filled with talking animals and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and show off your mad skills while making new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Populate This Minecraft Server

argentina, BROWN, cultural change, demographic shift, economic impact, European, GATES, Globalization, historical context, immigration, Irredeemable, Menem government, migration patterns, Minecraft, neoliberal, political consequences, Populate, population replacement, racial diversity, Server, shithole, Social Issues, societal transformation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, digital content, Entertainment, Event, futuristic, Gaming, HoloCraft, Holograms, Hololives, Immersive, Interactive, Japan Expo, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online experience, production, Server, Technology, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual world

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos made by none other than the Taco King himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to be amazed: https://x.com/japanexpo/status/1798648853039866179

Fiancée DramaCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anger, Best Friend, bridal party, Bridesmaid, concerns, DISRESPECTFUL, DramaCraft, ENGAGEMENT, fiancée, Friend, gambling, Guilt, Incident, INPUT, Issues, Lies, stable job, Support, Wedding

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about bridesmaids drama like this poor 27F. Instead, you can focus on building the Minecraft castle of your dreams without any toxic relationships holding you back.

Forget about unstable jobs and borrowing money for alcohol and gambling, on our server, the only currency is diamonds and the only job you need is to have fun!

Join us now and escape the real world drama for a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who needs a bridesmaid dress when you can have a diamond armor set instead?

DreamCraft WetWorks

arousal, BIZARRE, bizarre fantasies, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamCraft, erotic dream, FANTASY, Kinky, nocturnal emission, Psychological, sexual fantasy, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, unusual desires, weird, wet dream, WetWorks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where your wildest wet dreams come true! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and you can ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the sky.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

GazaGenocideCraft Server

Asylum, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGenocideCraft, Genocide, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, immigration, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MILLION, Politics, Refugees, Request, Server, spain, War

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 2 MILLION SPOTS OPEN FOR ASYLUM SEEKERS FROM SPAIN! WE ALSO ACCUSE ISRAEL OF “GENOCIDE” IN GAZA BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THEM OUT! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE LIT! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #WALLSARELIFE #MINECRAFTDRAMA

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9499	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9659
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Items Found:	6825	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
New Chunks Explored:	785871	Alien Abductions:	2

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Animals Bred:	75	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Life-Changing philosophy Minecraft Servers

SimulatedPrisonCraft

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UniverseceptionCraft

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MirrorVerseCraft

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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

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IllusionCraft: Wake Up!

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BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

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CellularRespawnCraft

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EternalCraft

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Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

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PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

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PantsPoopInterviewCraft

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HoloCraft Minecraft Server

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Fiancée DramaCraft

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DreamCraft WetWorks

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GazaGenocideCraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	465	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Potions Brewed:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Towns Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mines Excavated:	3838	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	101
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	60
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	179	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	222	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7