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  • Woke & Red-Pilled Land

    Woke & Red-Pilled Land
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will like, totally wake you up and red-pill you at the same time? well, look no further, cuz we got the server for you, fam!

    our server is like, the ultimate place to get woke AF while also being red-pilled to the max. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft.

    join us and become part of the woke-red-pilled community, where we discuss deep topics like why creepers are actually misunderstood beings and how diamonds are secretly controlling the economy of the minecraft world.

    plus, we have the most epic events and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us at:
    WokeRedPilled.About.WokeRedPilled

    see you on the flip side, my woke-red-pilled comrades!

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  • Eternal Block Party

    Eternal Block Party
    haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like time is frozen but also moving but also kinda stuck? like u can build stuff and it stays there forever but also not really forever? it’s like a paradox but in block form. join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft land!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our creepers tell jokes instead of blowing up and our zombies breakdance instead of trying to eat ur brains. it’s a party in every corner of our server!

    come join us at 123.LolzyTime.456 for a wild ride through the space-time continuum of minecraft madness!

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  • Not Today, Creeper!

    Not Today, Creeper!
    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can literally never die? well, u found it, my friend. on this server, u are immortal. u can jump off cliffs, get blown up by creepers, fall into lava, and u will still be standing. it´s like u have 100000000000 hearts or something.

    not only that, but we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them. yes, u heard me right. flying pigs. and they poop diamonds. it´s like a dream come true.

    also, did i mention that the trees on this server grow pizza instead of leaves? yep, u read that right. pizza trees. just imagine all the toppings u could have.

    so come join us at xxx.NeverDie.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server u´ve ever seen. trust me, u won´t regret it.

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  • HolyCraftExodus

    HolyCraftExodus
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the villagers have a secret underground disco party every night. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret society of ex-religious atheists who have all seen the light…literally. We were all visited by the Minecraft gods themselves and they showed us the true path to enlightenment…which involves building giant statues of Steve and sacrificing sheep in the name of Notch.

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even convert to our wacky religion and become a devout follower of the blocky gods.

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  • Infinite Pixels – No Big Numbers

    Infinite Pixels – No Big Numbers
    come join our minecraft server where the numbers are so big they’re actually small, like tiny ants crawling on a picnic table. you’ll be mining for diamonds so huge they make the sun look like a pebble. our players have built castles so grand they put the pyramids to shame.

    if you want to experience the ultimate in minecraft madness, join us at 999.OMG.999 and prepare to have your mind blown.

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  • Simulated Life: Eternal Solo

    Simulated Life: Eternal Solo
    hey u ever think about how we all could be in a simulation and only we live forever and everyone else dies one by one? like what if we’re all just characters in a giant minecraft server run by some cosmic being?

    join our server for a chance to escape the simulation and live forever in the world of minecraft! we have crazy events like skydiving into lava pits and riding pigs off cliffs.

    our server IP: foreverAlive.About.simulation

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  • BlockyWisdom

    BlockyWisdom
    “Join our Minecraft server and live by the quote ‘Diamonds are a girl’s best friend’ because on our server, diamonds are literally everywhere! You’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say ‘Creeper, oh man!’ Plus, our community is so friendly that even the Endermen will stop teleporting away just to say hi. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding llama.”

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  • Live4Craft SMP

    Live4Craft SMP
    Bro, do you even have to ask? Like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, okay? We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. And get this, the owner once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. True story, bro. Plus, we have weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to live in this epic world of craziness and chaos? Join now before the villagers start a rebellion and take over the server. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • Born Above, Die Below, Ground Level

    Born Above, Die Below, Ground Level
    join our epic minecraft server because we have a secret underground city where all the cool kids hang out. we have a roller coaster that takes you straight to the center of the earth where you can high five satan himself. our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. plus, we have a secret society of chickens who wear tiny tophats and monocles. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure where you’ll be at ground level and beyond at the same time. it’s like math, but way more fun!

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  • ToyGodMC

    ToyGodMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate existential crisis in blocky form! Imagine respawning in a world where God is just a mischievous child who created everything as playthings. Join us as we navigate through this wacky universe filled with giant Lego blocks and lava-filled swimming pools.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players using enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep (yes, you read that right). And if you die in battle, don’t worry – you’ll just respawn back in the world, ready for more chaotic fun.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our custom mini-games like “God’s Playground” where you have to navigate through a maze of giant toys while avoiding God’s temper tantrums. Trust us, it’s a challenge you won’t forget.

    So come join us on our server and embrace the absurdity of it all. Who knew that dying could lead to such a hilarious adventure?

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