Philosophical Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

SoullessSMP: You’ll lose your souls…All of them!

cycle of loss, deep meaning, deep thoughts, Despair, Eternity, existential crisis, Interpretation, introspection, Introspective, LOSE, losing souls, Lost Souls, Meaning, Philosophical, Questioning, Reflection, repeated loss, repeating loss, Soul searching, Soullesssmp, Souls, souls…All, Tanimura, Youll

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you’ll lose your souls faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, epic battles, and mystical adventures.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Tanimura, our resident Minecraft wizard, has cursed the land, causing players to lose their souls over and over again. Will you be able to survive the madness and reclaim your lost souls?

Join us if you dare, and let the chaos begin!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ores Mined:	2520	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

EscapeCraft: The Good Place

Afterlife, binge-worthy, Characters, comedy, Drama, Escape, escapecraft, Ethics, existentialism, FANTASY, Good, moral philosophy, Philosophical, Place, Redemption, Situation, Supernatural, television, The Good Place, Thought-provoking, tv shows, twist ending, unexpected

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like The Good Place on steroids! Once you escape your situation, the real fun begins as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. Join us and experience the ultimate thrill of a lifetime – because on our server, the adventure never ends!

LainCraft Server: Rated High for a Reason!

90s, Anime, avant garde, cult classic, Cyberpunk, Existential, GROUNDBREAKING, HIGH, influence, LAIN, LainCraft, Nostalgia, Philosophical, Psychological, rated, reason, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, Thought-provoking, time period, Timeless, Underrated, Unique, Visionary

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are so last decade? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the future of gaming! Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where Lain is the ultimate ruler and only those who can navigate the digital realm can survive. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world of Lain!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Philosophical, Server, Temporal, thought experiment, time machine, time travel, timewarp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	593795
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).

So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!

StrawHolezMC

Argument, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, cylindrical, debate, discussion, Drinking, Existential, Hole, inquiry, OBJECT, one hole, opinion, perspective, Philosophical, question.., straw, StrawHolezMC, two holes, Utensil

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	307	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.

if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.

BugCraft Minecraft Server

biggest unanswered question, BugCraft, bugging, contemplation, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Enigma, Existential, introspection, Minecraft, Mysteries, perplexing, Philosophical, pondering, puzzle, Reflection, Riddle, Server, speculation, uncertainty, unknown, unresolved, Wonder

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest mysteries like “Why do we exist?” or “What is the meaning of life?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers you need! Join us and uncover the secrets of the universe while building epic structures and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

Our server is home to a community of players who are all on a quest for enlightenment and diamonds. We have secret underground societies, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a talking cow who claims to have the answers to all of life’s questions (spoiler alert: it’s mostly just mooing).

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of epic proportions and maybe, just maybe, discover the meaning of it all, then join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find the answer to that burning question that’s been keeping you up at night. Or you might just have a really good time building pixelated houses. Either way, it’s a win-win!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Contemplative, deep, deep questions, Enigmatic, Existential, Introspective, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mind-boggling questions, Minecraft, perplexing, perplexing inquiries, Philosophical, philosophical questions, Profound, puzzling, reflective, Server, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCraft, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	4860
Mines Excavated:	2604	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

mine.foreverfunface.ru

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

beaten NNN, booru, censored, desuarchive, eternal virgins, Fail, fucking real women, general, hand-fucker, hgoon, Losers, material, Minecraft, no hopes, No Nut Never edition, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussyfree, Pussyfree General, question of the thread, Rentry, Resources, smp, Trash, weeby

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5528	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	162	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Votes:	9203

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8968	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9837	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Animals Bred:	149	Players Killed by Monsters:	7144
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Animals Bred:	72	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!