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PhilosoraptorsCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Emeralds Found:	9240	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

BabylonCraft Minecraft Server

ancien régime, Babylon, BabylonCraft, beasts of burden, blood lines, caste system, cosmology, Creation, Cycles, Daemonism, egypt, heaven’s, higher forms of existence, History, Minecraft, occultists, philosophers, progress, Rome 2.0, sacrifice, selective breeding, Server, Techne

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of history…or should we say, losers of history! We’ve recreated Egypt and Rome 2.0, complete with a caste system that will have you feeling like royalty or a lowly peasant depending on where you fall.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about ancient civilizations – we’re all about progress! Engage in Daemonism (Techne) to transform 90% of players into beasts of burden through selective breeding. It’s like survival of the fittest, but with a twist!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about bringing the heavens down into the creation? That’s right, we’re breaking man out of the cycles of this world through long and drawn out sacrifices…because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over your own virtual empire…or being a lowly peasant. The choice is yours!

Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8959	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?

Pixel Paintball – Splatoon Edition

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Edition, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Nintendo, Paintball, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, version 7.2.0, weapons

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with ink-splattering adventures and squid-tastic fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant baby chicks, tiny li’l bunnies, and fierce bear cubs. They had to choose a side in the epic Splatfest battle, where the fate of the world was at stake! And guess what? Team Bear Cubs emerged victorious, earning a conch shell as a prize!

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with the latest patches and events, like the Fresh Season that’s currently running until 5/31. And if you’re looking for some insider info, our build analyzer and pool code will help you dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of ink-splattering madness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

Adventure, bros, city life, Coolness, Cultural differences, cultured people, Diversity, Exploration, innawoods, Life, life opportunities, Nature, Not born in the Pacific Northwest, occasional spooks, one chance at life, outdoors, Pacific Northwest, rural living, social experiences, Stereotypes, urban living, yolocraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	112	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Votes:	5249	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you only get ONE CHANCE AT LIFE! If you weren’t born in the Pacific Northwest, then you’re in luck, because this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. We’ve got more cultured people than a fancy cheese shop, innawoods adventures that will make you question reality, and occasional spooks that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

YuriCraft: Confessions and Creepers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to ride the llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And trust us, these chickens are no joke – they have armor made out of diamonds and swords made out of enchanted obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon, who will serenade you with his beautiful singing voice as you fight to defeat him. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Girlcock Kingdom: Where We Appreciate All Shapes and Sizes!

appreciator, Cock, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, girl, girl appreciation, girl cock, girlcock, girlcock appreciator, Kingdom, LGBTQ, non-binary, queer, sexual identity, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, shapes, Sizes, Transgender

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Zombie Dances:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate all things girlcock! Why settle for regular chickens when you can have girlcocks strutting around your virtual world? Join us for a wild ride filled with feathers, clucks, and a whole lot of attitude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate with a coop full of those bad boys!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the cock-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

ShakespeareCraft: To Mine or Not to Mine, That is the Question!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for Oxfordians and Stratfordians alike! Join now for a chance to settle the age-old debate once and for all in epic Shakespearean battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground Redstone society that worships a giant block of cheese! Rumor has it that whoever can find the cheese will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

If that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a Herobrine theme park where you can ride roller coasters made of TNT and play mini-games like “Spleef with the Devil”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Nijisanji’s Loyal Miners: The Minecraft Server of Mystery

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magic Items Found:	5011	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Emeralds Found:	1123

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the loyalty to Nijisanji is stronger than diamond armor! Join us on this sinking ship (but don’t worry, we have plenty of lifeboats) for a wild adventure filled with lolzy moments and outrageous stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the founder of our server once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a pixel art statue of our favorite minecraft YouTuber using only dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, if I do say so myself.

So come join us on this epic journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky endermen). Who knows, you might just become so loyal to our server that you’ll never want to leave, even if it’s sinking!

Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9083
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vidya sequel gets a new protagonist and he freaking sucks! But don’t worry, because on this server, sucking is a good thing! Join us for epic adventures where you can embrace your inner noob and still come out on top.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. And guess what? The house turned out to be the most epic creation on the server, attracting players from all over the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame creepers as your pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary noob of our server!

CraftyNEETs Minecraft Madness

autism, Coworkers, CraftyNEETs, customer service, Customers, Drama, entry level, eye contact, Job, job experience, low iq, madness, Minecraft, minimum wage, NEET, Retail, retail industry, Social Interaction, Social Skills, society, Target, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of minimum wage jobs and dive into a world of creativity and fun! Join us and leave behind the drama and low IQ customers of the real world.

On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and fight off creepers with your friends. No need to worry about maintaining eye contact or dealing with annoying co-workers – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner NEET shine in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Well, look no further! Join our server for a LOLZY time like no other!

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure diamond, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary IMG_33 edition files, rumored to hold the secrets to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Join now and uncover the mysteries of the IMG_33 edition!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a pet dragon to ride into battle! That’s right, a DRAGON! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!