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PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	448
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

BabylonCraft Minecraft Server

ancien régime, Babylon, BabylonCraft, beasts of burden, blood lines, caste system, cosmology, Creation, Cycles, Daemonism, egypt, heaven’s, higher forms of existence, History, Minecraft, occultists, philosophers, progress, Rome 2.0, sacrifice, selective breeding, Server, Techne

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of history…or should we say, losers of history! We’ve recreated Egypt and Rome 2.0, complete with a caste system that will have you feeling like royalty or a lowly peasant depending on where you fall.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about ancient civilizations – we’re all about progress! Engage in Daemonism (Techne) to transform 90% of players into beasts of burden through selective breeding. It’s like survival of the fittest, but with a twist!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about bringing the heavens down into the creation? That’s right, we’re breaking man out of the cycles of this world through long and drawn out sacrifices…because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over your own virtual empire…or being a lowly peasant. The choice is yours!

LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

abandoned love, broken heart, farewell forever, goodbye forever, HEARTBREAK, letting go, lost in the past, lost in time, lost love, LostLoveCraft, Love Lost, love lost forever, love never found, love never returned, memories haunt, Minecraft, moving on, never coming back, never returning, Server, she will never come back, unrequited love

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	185699	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

NintenCraft Server 18046

18046, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming industry, handheld, Japan, Mario, multiplayer, NintenCraft, Nintendo, pokemon, Retro, Server, Switch, Technology, video games, virtual reality, Zelda

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mines Excavated:	3126	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because 18046 Nintendo is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special power-up that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where unicorns roam free and players can ride on the backs of dragons. Plus, we have a special mini-game where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join 18046 Nintendo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

LifeCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, changing mindset, Contentment, counting blessings, finding joy, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, LifeCraft, living in the moment, mindfulness, Minecraft, optimism, overcoming challenges, personal growth, perspective, positive thinking, realization, resilience, seeing the good, self reflection, Server, silver lining

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s the moment you realize life isn’t so bad after all. But hey, why settle for boring old creepers when you can join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with diamond swords?

Our server is like no other, with custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, secret underground cities populated by friendly zombies, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Cow, whose milk is said to grant immortality (or at least a really strong stomach).

So why wait? Join our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, adventure, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have exploding llamas and gravity-defying pigs to keep you entertained? Life may be tough, but on our server, at least you can respawn and try again.

NoPornNoCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	1122	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

China, climate, climate change, disaster response, drought, emergency preparedness, environmental issues, extreme weather, Flooding, global warming, heat wave, meteorology, Minecraft, monsoon season, natural disasters, north China, precipitation, Rain, RainyHeatWave, Server, south China, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!

ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under

accusations, Allies, Australia, controversy, extremism, far-right ideology, foreign policy, global politics, government interference, human rights violations, Indian government, international relations, ModiCraft, Narendra Modi, Politics, Propaganda, Sikh community, Sikh critics, silencing, spygate, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	5454	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.

HeartburnCraft: Where you can watch your builds go up in flame! Java 1.20.2, no resets, griefing, economy, avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Block logging, Builds, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Economy, Flame, Griefing, Hate Speech, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, watch

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	7884
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8076

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Server Features	No server resets No pay-to-win perks Resource worlds Live map available Zero tolerance for hate speech Pet system Land claiming mcMMO Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Technical Information	Server machine: Ryzen 5 5800X Server location: Virginia Runs on Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect /pl command available Difficulty: Hard Main world size: 90,000×90,000
Links	Website Discord Rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server.
Is there a world reset on the server?	No, the server will never reset its world.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft.
What is the server difficulty?	The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Can I teleport randomly on the server?	Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

black man, bros, Dad Joke, DadCraft, EATING GOOD, Father’s Day, Minecraft, politically relevant, praise, Server, sky snake, SOL BASED, unrelated

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	728	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

anger, AUTHORITY, Campaign, Candidate, ChudCraft, chuds, consequences, control, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, leadership qualities, Minecraft, next president, policy, Politics, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	136
Animals Bred:	63	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, your next president is a chud who you better not anger! Why, you ask? Because he’s a Minecraft pro who will ban you faster than you can say “creeper.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think. Join our server for a wild ride of crazy antics, epic battles, and a chance to see just how far you can push your luck with our chud president. Who knows, you might even become his right-hand player! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the president rules with an iron fist…or should we say, diamond pickaxe?

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Animals Bred:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!