Philosopher MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mystic Mind Realm 1.21.3

philosophical teachings, mystic, tribute dish, Legacy, deep thoughts

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wisdom of Goa Tse in a whole new way!

We’ve got epic battles inspired by Goa Tse Do, where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world.

Plus, pay tribute to the legendary philosopher by indulging in our special Goa Tse tart recipe in-game.

Don’t miss out on the chance to expand your mind and kick some pixelated butt on our server!

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The Greatest Philosopher of Our Generation Minecraft SMP

intellectual, inspiration, Minecraft, our generation, critical thinking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the entire next game day?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Temple” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by our mischievous admin.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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Faith Crisis Minecraft Server

Religious Studies, historical figure, PHILOSOPHER, Religions, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your beliefs and test your faith? Look no further than our server! We have a unique test called the apostate test, where you must find an atheist and ask them about the historical figures of different religions. If they don’t respect the founder, then that religion is a no-go!

Join us and see if your beliefs hold up under scrutiny! We promise you’ll have a religious experience like no other as you navigate through our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and secret temples waiting to be discovered by the most devout players. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

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PlatoPartyCraft

Mystery, final evening, PHILOSOPHER, research, scholars

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da lost city of atlantis but in minecraft form. we got ancient texts dat reveal all da secrets of plato’s burial place and final evening. like, u can dig for buried treasure and uncover ancient artifacts while u build ur own epic empire. plus, rumor has it dat plato himself haunts da server at night, so u gotta be brave to join. but hey, if u wanna experience sumthin truly outta dis world, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and embark on da adventure of a lifetime!

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NoShowMommaCraft

missing out, friend group, partner, parent life, engagement dinner

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

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InsomniaCraft SMP

fear of the dark, relaxation techniques, uncomfortable mattress, insomnia, racing thoughts

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

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BlockbusterBusters

remake culture, Beloved, Timeless, Never, sacrilege

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

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RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Paris, sports, water quality, Competition, canceled again

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

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GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

decomposition, eaten, humans, Environmental Science, Nature

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

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PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

Scientific, Evolution, Early, Origin, earth history

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

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