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Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	285
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	202	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	9912	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	9181	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Grave Property – Own it!

Afterlife, burial, burial ground, cemetery, death, end of life, Estate Planning, eternal rest, family plot, final resting place, grave, gravestone, Inheritance, interment, Legacy, memorial, mortality, Property, property ownership, Solemn, Somber

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	374109
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.