Phillipines Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	209	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

Athletics, average height, Basketball, basketball fans, basketball league, basketball players, biggest meme, competitive sport, Dunk, favorite sport, Filipino, Fun, HoopsCraft, meets, meme, Men, Minecraft, Philippine, Phillipines, popular sport, Slam, sports, Sports Culture, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, tall players, team sport

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!

BlockyBarfFest

abhorrent, appalling, BlockyBarfFest, disgraceful, Disgusting, Disturbing, gross, HORRIFYING, Indecent, nauseating, nauseous, offensive, Outrageous, Public, Repulsive, revolting, shameful, Shocking.., sickening, UNSANITARY, Vile

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	207	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of witnessing gross things in public? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disgusting thing you’ll see is the epic battles between players and giant, snot-dripping zombies! Trust us, you’ll never look at a public restroom the same way again after experiencing the chaos and mayhem on our server. So come join us and leave the real world grossness behind!

TuapseCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Damage, damaged, drone attack, eastern europe, Energy Sector, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil Refinery, russia, Russian officials, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tuapse, TuapseCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind like a drone attack on russia’s tuapse oil refinery! we got crazy builds dat will make u go “whaaat?!” and pvp battles dat will leave u shaking in ur diamond boots.

come join us and be part of the madness as we conquer new lands and build the most insane creations u have ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun and excitement, den maybe u should go play with some sheep or somethin’.

so what are u waiting for?! join now and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least make it more chaotic and ridiculous.

CraftyRussianWarriors

combatants, Conflict, CraftyRussianWarriors, Crisis, eastern europe, fighters, foreign policy, incentive, International, intervention, Mercenaries, Military, Moscow, payment, Politics, Recruitment, russia, sanctions, UKRAIN, Volunteers, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we pay u $22,000 to fight in ukraine! yea u heard that right, we are so rich we just throw money at u to pvp in a virtual world. forget about real life wars, come join our virtual battlefield and get rich while doing it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find. our admins are all russian spies so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CapchaCraft – No Bots Allowed

Advanced technology, ai, Allowed, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, CapchaCraft, Captcha, computer science, Cyber Security, Data Protection, deep learning, Digital Innovation, future technology, human vs machine, machine learning, neural networks, robotics, SECURITY, tech predictions, Tech Trends, technological evolution, technology advancement

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it if u defeat the ender dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. yea, it’s that crazy.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. hop on and hold on tight, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride. oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs? yea, he’s a real blast.

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. join them and maybe u’ll become their leader. who knows?

so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by bob. then u might regret it a little.

CellCrafters: Outsmarting Normal Cells

Ability, accumulate, Body, cancer cells, cancer invasion, cell competition, CellCrafters, cells, Cheating, develop, hijack, INVADE, kill, Natural, normal, normal cells, Outsmart, outsmarting, PRETEND, process, REMOVED.., substandard cells, super fit

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1188
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a battle between cancer cells and normal cells! The cancer cells be all sneaky and tryna be super fit to take over da body, while da normal cells be tryna fight back and keep things in check. It’s like a wild survival game where u gotta outsmart those cheating cancer cells and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where u can be part of the epic showdown between good and evil cells in da body! Let’s see if u got what it takes to save the day and kick some cancer butt!

Romandy

Adventure, Builder, Cities, citizen, CONTENT, Economy, Explorer, French, goals, home, Hunter, Map, Marriage, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Rich, Roleplay, Shop, Survival, Voting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Brand new Minecraft survival/economy server! Come and participate in the evolution of this new French server focused on economy, survival and adventure, discover a unique map where you can settle, and go on an expedition to a dedicated world renewed every week! Make a career out of it as an explorer, or choose to defend the city and your friends as a hunter. Become a builder and put your skills to use, or provide the necessary resources as a lumberjack or miner! Create cities, or move away from others, help each other, get married, get rich if you want. Become a citizen or higher by achieving goals, allowing you to unlock more content! ——- Server 1.20.6, plugins only including – not exhaustive: * Economie, shop * Home, RTP, .. * Map unique * Voting rewards * Ranks and progression * Jobs * Backpack Server in constant evolution!

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Dragonia Gaming

advanced features, classic elements, Custom Features, Dragonia Gaming, Earth, Economy, gaming experience, Minecraft, personalized, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, Unique

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Dive into a unique and personalized survival experience on Dragonia Gaming! Our server offers a perfect blend of classic Minecraft elements with advanced and custom features to provide an unrivaled gaming experience.

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IntrovertCraft Minecraft Server

friendship, Hermit, indifference, Introvert, IntrovertCraft, ISOLATION, likable person, Loneliness, Minecraft, misunderstood, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self isolation, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, social acceptance, social adjustment, social anxiety, social outcast, social rejection

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of being rejected by normies and feeling like an outcast in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place where introverts reign supreme! Join us and leave behind the judgmental eyes of society as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being disliked or disrespected – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? And forget about trying to fit in with those so-called “friends” who only want things from you. Here, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate you for who you are, even if you’re just a blocky avatar.

So come on, embrace your inner introvert and join us on our server. Who needs real-life social skills when you can conquer virtual worlds with your fellow introverts? Let’s show those normies what they’re missing out on!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

America, Chaos, collapse, Corruption, Crisis, Decline, Democracy, Division, Downfall, Economy, fallen, Government, History, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, society, TURMOIL, uncertainty, united states, Unrest, YeehawCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where America has fallen…literally! Our server is set in a post-apocalyptic world where the entire country of America has crumbled into a giant pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom here!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant mutant squirrels, battle against zombie presidents, and explore hidden underground bunkers filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises).

Build your own fortress out of melted cheese (because why not?) and team up with other players to form alliances and conquer the wasteland. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the flying tacos…they bite.

BdayBounceMinecraft

anger, BdayBounceMinecraft, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, discomfort, emotional boundaries, Ex-partners, Friends, Jealousy, misunderstandings, personal space, reactions, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, social situations, Trust, walking out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Emeralds Found:	6633
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape relationship drama? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your way to happiness without any exes crashing your birthday party!

Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you don’t have to worry about unexpected guests showing up to ruin the vibe. Build your dream world and leave the relationship drama at the door – unless, of course, you want to build a drama-filled mansion, then go for it!

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and create your own happy place. So come on over and leave the exes and their birthday party drama behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a house made of diamonds or obsidian!