Phillipines MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

AMA, geo, smp, height, CC info

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

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Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

team sport, Sports Culture, Dunk, meme, basketball league

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!

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NoRoom4You

Support, Empathy, tough decision, homelessness, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who have been kicked out of their houses or just need a break from their disrespectful friends.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual home while avoiding vapers and liars. Our community is full of supportive players who will help you find a place to stay, even if it means sleeping outside (just kidding, we have cozy virtual beds for everyone).

So come on down to our server and let’s create a new home together, where everyone is welcome (except for disrespectful vapers, of course). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family here (or at least a virtual one).

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EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine!

preps, crisis management., EuroCraft, international relations, Alliance

lol join our epic minecraft server where we prep the most insane defense package europe has ever seen!!! we got all the crazy weapons and armor you can imagine, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and creeper-proof shields that make you invincible.

we even have a secret underground base where we train our players to be the ultimate warriors, with obstacle courses and PvP arenas that will test your skills to the max.

join now and be part of the most epic battle against the evil mobs that threaten our land. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet pig named bacon that will follow you around and fight by your side.

don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and show those mobs who’s boss!

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Model Updates Server 1.20.4

Modeling, MODEL, Server, body image, 1.20.4

OMG, join our Minecraft server for a chance to see the sexiest models ever! No more masculine females, only hot babes with pixelated curves that will make your pickaxe stand at attention! Don’t miss out on the chance to drool over virtual hotties while building your blocky empire. It’s like playing Barbie Dreamhouse, but with creepers and diamonds! Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT explosion)!

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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

talks, political discussions, foreign policy, russia, Conflict Resolution

so like, come join our minecraft server, where we have US-Russia talks but no seat for Ukraine, like wut even is that? it’s a total wacky land where you can build your own crazy creations and maybe even start your own international negotiations, who knows? plus, we have unicorns roaming around and flying pigs that drop diamonds, like how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it!

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EuroCraftX: MuskSlayer & HabeckHater

environmentalism, government intervention., tech oligarch, MuskSlayer, EuroCraftX

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun.

one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of angry llamas. it was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but in minecraft form.

also, our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie traps, they’ll get ya if you’re not careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty insane.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and also, we have free cake on thursdays. so why wouldn’t you wanna join?

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Crafty Jews Trigger Trump

Neutral information, social psychology, study, Jews, Beliefs

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u wanna join the most EPIC server ever? well get ready cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

we got so many crazy things happenin on this server u won’t believe it! like one time, a player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare loot! and another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant ender dragon that was terrorizing the land!

but that’s not all! we also have the most HILARIOUS players on this server who are always crackin jokes and pullin pranks on each other! u won’t stop laughin once u join our server!

so what are u waitin for? come join us on the most INSANE minecraft server ever and let the fun begin!

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Endless MineCraft Realm 1.21.2

professional life, punishment, Realm, work-life balance, career

Yo bro, imagine having to work for a living like some peasant in the Middle Ages. Gross!

But guess what, on this Minecraft server, you don’t have to work at all! Just chill, build, and have a blast with your homies.

Why waste time grinding in real life when you can grind for diamonds and emeralds in a virtual world?

Join us and escape the horrors of adulting. Let’s be forever young in this epic Minecraft paradise!

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GuitarCrafters

college, Cheating, Hands, guitar, skill

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can cheat your way to victory? Look no further! Just like using a chord presser on a guitar, our server allows you to take shortcuts to success without any judgment.

Join us and experience the thrill of winning without putting in the effort! Just like our player who found a chord presser and faced criticism from their friend, you can expect some haters on our server too. But hey, as long as you’re having fun, who cares?

So come on over and show off your “lack of discipline” by using our server to your advantage. Who needs skill when you can just cheat your way to the top? Join now and let the fun (and cheating) begin!

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