2024 Best Philistina trolling New Minecraft Servers

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

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”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”

backyard, calgary, Closer, Competition, Distance, drop my belt, HBK, Matches, Minecraft, Montreal, NOOOOOOOOOOO, realization, Rivalry, San Antonio, Server, travel, UNFAIR, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!
Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!

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Confiscated Creepers Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, behavior management, Challenging, Classroom, confiscate, confiscated, CREEPERS, Dangerous, discipline, education, learning, Minecraft, prohibited items, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Scary, School, Server, Students, Surprising, teachers, teaching, unexpected, unexpected situations

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We once had to confiscate a player’s enchanted diamond sword because they were using it to battle a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a flying pig! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to confiscate some seriously wild items. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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CompliCraft – Never Forget!

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Join our Minecraft server and receive compliments like you’ve never heard before! Our players are known for their impeccable taste in flattery, with comments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!” and “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary!” You’ll be walking on cloud blocks after hearing all the praise our community has to offer. So come join us and bask in the glow of endless compliments – you’ll never forget the day you joined our server!

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RostovRageCraft

ablaze, damage assessment, dw, emergency, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, explosion, Fire, Firefighters, fuel supply, hazardous materials, industrial accident, investigation, news coverage, Oil depots, oil storage, Rostov region, RostovRageCraft, russia, Safety Measures

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots ablaze just like in russia’s rostov region! it’s lit, literally! watch as the flames dance around you while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire. be a part of the chaos and destruction, it’s a real blast! join now for a fiery adventure like no other! 🔥🔥🔥 #minecraftmadness #burnbabyburn

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CoinMintCraft

affordability, coin appraisal, Coin Collecting, coin market, coin prices, coin value estimation, CoinMintCraft, Coins, Collectibles, cost, Currency, expensive, Investment, MONEY, numismatic value, Numismatics, Perception, Rare Coins, Valuable Coins, Value, WORTH..

join our epic minecraft server where coins feel more expensive than they are! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player found a coin on the ground and thought it was just a regular old coin. but when they went to spend it at the virtual market, they realized it was worth a million diamonds! yes, you heard that right, a million diamonds! so come join us and see if you can find the next hidden treasure in our wacky world of minecraft madness. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next lucky player to strike it rich with our valuable coins!

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CheeseCraft: Age Like a Pro

2.3 million people, age, aging gracefully, Aging population, cheese consumption, cheese lovers, CheeseCraft, dairy intake, dairy products, diet, eating cheese, happy aging, healthy aging, healthy diet, Longevity, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, PRO, Stress Management, stress resilience, study, well-being

come join our epic minecraft server where cheese is the key to happiness and aging like a fine wine! 🧀🍷
we did a study of like 2.3 million people and found that those who ate the most cheese were the happiest and most stress-free players on the server. it’s like magic cheese powers or something, man.

so if you want to level up your mental health, stress resilience, and overall well-being, come join us and eat alllll the cheese! plus, our cheese-themed builds are out of this world. 🧀🚀

don’t miss out on the cheesiest, craziest minecraft experience of your life. join us now and let the cheese guide you to victory! 🧀✨

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Vanity

1.8-1.20, best, Casual Factions, Community, Cross-Play, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Factions, Friendly, Gamemodes, Join, KitPvP, Lag, Minecraft, Network, oldest, policy, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Toxicity, Vanity

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CubeLife

Adventure, base building, battle pass, Bosses, Clans, classic, comfortable game, creativity, CubeLife, CubeLife server, dupe free, Economy, endless possibilities, Latest Version, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Mobarena, no intrusive donations, No Wipes, Parkour, PvP, Semi Vanilla, server address, smp, Survival, unique mechanics

Welcome to the world of adventure and creativity on the CubeLife server!
≫ CubeLife is a survival server on the latest version, offering a wide range of possibilities for an enjoyable and comfortable game. No intrusive donations, dupes or creativity.

We have several game modes:

★ Classic – simple semi-vanilla survival without unnecessary plugins. Well-thought-out economy, clans, battle pass. An ever-expanding world and no wipes!

★ LifeSteal (in development) – survival with PvP elements and many unique mechanics. Build your base, kill players and take their lives! But don’t forget to watch your lives. When your health reaches zero, you will be banned for a day.

Join CubeLife right now and plunge into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

✔️ Server IP address: cubelife.net

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Turnabout the Vanilla SMP: Please Knock Before Entering

Community, Discord, ENTERING, Friendly, Griefing, Knock, Minigames, Mods, Protection, Redstone, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Vanilla

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Focus	Community building and fun
Features	Whitelisted server, griefing and stealing protection, building and redstone focus, plans for shopping district and minigames
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FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Turnabout a whitelisted server?	Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server.
Are there protections against griefing and stealing on Turnabout?	Yes, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing.
What is the focus of Turnabout server?	Turnabout is focused on community building, redstone projects, and creating a welcoming environment for players.
What upcoming features can players expect on Turnabout?	Players can look forward to a shopping district, minigames, and more to keep everyone entertained.

CasaCraft Minecraft Server

anna mei, CasaCraft, Kino, KRAUDO, LA PUTA MADRE, MI CASA, Minecraft, ngl, Server, SU CASA, wacky plot

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixel art with their hooves. You won’t find this kind of talent anywhere else!

2. The server’s spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone new joins. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Our community events include annual “Chicken Races” where players ride on the backs of speedy chickens and race through obstacle courses. It’s clucking madness!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that is guarded by a group of mischievous pandas who will only give you the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. Can you bust a move better than a panda?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, this server is a kino anna mei, ngl.

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