Philistina secret death Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7216	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	1329	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	2770
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	666838	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

PhotobombingGramps

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Items Found:	7798

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.