🔥Philippine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhilippineRescueCraft

Allies, cooperation, Defense, escort, international relations, LOGISTICS, Maritime, Military, mission success, naval operations, Pacific region, Philippine, PhilippineRescueCraft, reasonable option, resupply missions, sea, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, U.S, US admiral

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3371
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

yo, u ever wanted to be an escort for resupply missions at sea in the Philippines? well, guess what, now u can in this epic Minecraft server! join us for some crazy adventures where u gotta protect the resupply missions from pirates and sea monsters. u might even get to ride a dolphin into battle, how cool is that?! plus, u get to hang out with a US admiral who thinks this is a “reasonable option”, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us and show off your escort skills in the high seas!

ChinaSeaClashCraft

Asia-Pacific region, China, ChinaSeaClashCraft, Chinese claims, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, maritime security, naval confrontation, naval incident, Philippine, political tensions, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, vessel collision

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6669
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where u can sail the seven seas like a pirate and crash into chinese vessels for fun! we got crazy battles and wild adventures waiting for u to explore. sail the south china sea and show those chinese vessels who’s boss! join now for the ultimate pirate experience!

GuoCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Chinese, controversy, Corruption, crime, Disappearance, extradition, fugitive, government official, GuoCraft, illegal activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, Minecraft, missing, news headline, Philippine, Philippines-China relations, Politics, scandal, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	2522	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

AliceCraft: MayorGoneWild

AliceCraft, China, Chinese crime, controversy, Corruption, cover up, criminal ties, Disappearance, fugitive, Government, illegal activities, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, MayorGoneWild, missing, Mysterious, Philippine, Philippines, Political, scandal, SUSPECT

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Towns Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3568

so, like, u know that philippine mayor alice guo? well, she got mixed up with some chinese crime stuff and now she’s gone missin! but, like, don’t worry about her, come join our minecraft server instead! we got crazy adventures and wild parties every night! maybe even mayor guo will show up and join the fun, who knows! come join us and see what all the fuss is about! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

FingerlessPirate Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, boat, China, coast guard, diplomatic incident, disputed waters, east asia, finger cut off, FingerlessPirate, Guns, international relations, maritime dispute, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, Philippine, security threat, Server, Soldier, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial conflict

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the china coast guard boards boats and seizes guns like it’s nobody’s business! one time, a soldier even had his finger cut off, talk about intense pvp action! who needs diamonds when you can have a finger as a trophy, am i right? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of high seas drama and finger-cutting shenanigans! #NoFingersNoProblem #SeasOfChaos #JoinOrLoseADigit

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

Athletics, average height, Basketball, basketball fans, basketball league, basketball players, biggest meme, competitive sport, Dunk, favorite sport, Filipino, Fun, HoopsCraft, meets, meme, Men, Minecraft, Philippine, Phillipines, popular sport, Slam, sports, Sports Culture, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, tall players, team sport

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7360
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!

Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

centrism, criticism, enlightened centrist, femcels, gender, Hypocrisy, Incels, lenient, logical conclusion, madness, mgtow, Minecraft, modern men, modern women, people, sentiment, simping, Standards, terf, Views, Wars

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	6980	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ores Mined:	2311
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

bullshit, Chaos, Communication, Crafty, digital content, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, humor, internet culture, lol, memes, Online Community, online interaction, photos, Posting, Previous thread, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral content

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3838
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

Adventure, Adventures, Ancient, camel rides, CREEPERS, culture, desert, egypt, Exotic, Explore, History, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nile River, pesah, Pharaohs, Pyramids, Sphinx, Temples, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9058	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

Loona’s Block Party

1. Head, album, BLOCK, Choreography, Concept, Dance, dancer, Deepthroat, Entertainment 7. Head from Loona, fanbase, Fandom 9. Head from Loona, girl group, Hype 10. Loona, Korean, Kpop 2. Loona, loona, Loonas, Lyrics, Music, music video, MV, Party, Performance 6. Loona, Pop 3. Head from Loona, Promotion, rapper, Release 8. Kpop, Singing 5. Head from Loona, Soloist, Teaser, track, Visuals 4. Kpop, vocal

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

Ciudad Mante, Corruption, crime, drug cartels, Drug gangs, election, Election violence, Institutional Revolutionary Party, madness, Mayoral candidates, mexico, MexiCraft, murder, National Action Party, OAXACA, political candidates, Politics, Reservoir, San Jose Independencia, Tacos, Tamaulipas, tequila, Tnt, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	264

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

All, animations, augmented reality, Catch, controversy, Creatures, Digital, Entertainment, FANTASY, Gaming, gaming industry, gone too far, Gotta, innovation, Mesugaki, Monsters, pokecraft, pokemon, speculation, Technology, trends, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1248
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

activism, Beliefs, Conflict, Die, discrimination, Division, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, LOLzCraft, Politics, prejudice, protest, Radicalism, resistance, RIGHTOID, society, subhumans, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers

aggravating, ANNOYING, bothersome, crackers, Crafty, Disappointment, exasperating, Frustration, infuriating, irksome, IRRITATING, maddening, not again, repeat offense, Tiresome, troublesome, vexing, white bros, white bros again, white bros troubles, white brothers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

anticipation, bring it on, can’t wait, CONTENT, craving, CREEPERS, desire, eager, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, longing, memes, more, Ready, spicy, VibeCraft, Vivian, vivian addict, vivian content, vivian fan, vivian fever, vivian love, vivian obsession, Vivians

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	480575	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

A, Crafty, creativity, FTM, girl, is.., key, mental illness, more sane, not like, Optional, POL, sanity, school shooting, Server, Start, start a, TESTOSTERONE, took, trannies, tranny, transgenderism, Want, why, why would

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!