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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 301 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
