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CircaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Farms Harvested:	150
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9909
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Mines Excavated:	3984
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8991	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!

BlockyImmortality: YOLOCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of respawning every time you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you have the chance to become immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot when you bite the dust. Join us and become a god among players, never to taste the bitter sting of death again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with immortality, riches, and absurdly overpowered chickens. Who knows what other insane adventures await you in this wacky world?

ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	195	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!

ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

MurkyPeePee – Where chaos meets questionable hygiene. Join now for an adventure like no other! #MurkyPeePeeLife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP	103.152.196.66 BEDROCK PORT 19132

Overview:

This server is pretty much old school factions without the claims. It has a good group of people, old school sort of feel. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy. There are combat pets to collect (13), always someone online with a growing playerbase. Proximity voice chat enabled, no lag for oceanic players (AUS/NZ/ASIA).

All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, old school feel, no pay to win.

Plugin Information:

Some information about some of the plugins we have: – MCMMO – Mob Arena – Quests – Eco Pets

Discord Information:

If you are interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message to u/ribkid on Discord at https://discord.gg/KBk4583a

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, only spawn is protected and everything else can be broken. Be respectful to other players and follow the server’s guidelines.
How do I start playing on the server?	All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Simply teleport within the survival world and start playing!
Are there any quests or challenges on the server?	Yes, there are over 200 quests with rewards and questlines available. Perfect to gear up and level up your skills.
Can I bring my own pets to the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train pets with unique abilities that assist you in various tasks.