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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, big leagueing, BMJ, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Cuck Man, CuckCraft, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, Phil, satire, Server, WIT

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing LMAO based BMJ big leagueing Cuck Man Phil – the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken named Phil who will guide you on your epic adventures. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? No problem. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Big Leagueing Cuck Man, a mysterious figure who will challenge you to insane quests and reward you with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll want to be on his good side.

So what are you waiting for? Join LMAO based BMJ big leagueing Cuck Man Phil today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

BlackSheepCraft

Authenticity, black sheep, BlackSheepCraft, Breaking Stereotypes, challenging authority, different, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, Individuality, Misfit, misunderstood, nonconformist, outcast, Outsider, rebel, scapegoat, societal norms, truth seeker, Unconventional, unique perspective

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	1444
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	4619
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where all the black sheep gather to plot their revenge on the white sheep who think they’re so great with their fancy wool and perfect lives. we have a secret underground sheep rebellion going on and only the coolest, edgiest players are invited to join.

our server is filled with hidden tunnels, secret bases, and even a disco party room where the sheep let loose and dance the night away. but beware, the white sheep are always trying to sabotage our fun, so you gotta stay on your toes and watch your back.

if you’re tired of being the outcast in your family, come join us and show them who’s boss. plus, we have the best snacks in all of minecraft – unlimited grass and hay for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most rebellious, sheep-tastic server around!

⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝TODAY WE ARE GIVING DONATIONS ⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ /FREE Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, armor, Auctions, Beacons, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Emerald, Enchantments, Events, Fan, Fly, funtime, Grief, Griefing, Hardcore, Ip:, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, Phantoms, pioneer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Store, Support, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher, YouTuber

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ores Mined:	1751	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

⚡⭐⚡ FUNTIMES.SU ⚡⭐⚡

Server of the famous YouTuber Pioneer

FunTime pioneer server (FanTime)

❤️ [Анархия]

>Hardcore mode because here

private via precious blocks

and you can blow up any region

the essence of the mode is complete griefing

⚡ [Наши фишки]

>Hard griefing

> Your own enchantments

> PVP new version

> Your own recipes

> Your own enchantments

> Emerald armor

> No PHANTOMS

> Own beacons

> Huge Store

> Player Auctions

> Best support

>Powerful anti-cheat

✌ Join us!

✌ Our IP is mr.funtimes.su

✌ Version 1.12.2 – 1.20.4

✌ VK vk.com/mc_funtime

mr.funtimes.su

Sovereign SMP Season 3: Where creepers and drama both blow up in your face!

Active players, bedrock, BLOW, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, face, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, java, Lgbtqia, Mature, Open, Play styles, Plugin list, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, season 3, Season start, smp, Sovereign, theft, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming, zero tolerance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Sovereign SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Play Styles	All are welcome
Plugins	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! – Join us on Discord

FAQ

1. What is Sovereign SMP?

Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community.

2. Can I join if I am under 18?

Sorry, but the server is limited to players who are 18 years or older.

3. Can I use TNT duping and redstone tricks?

Yes, TNT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed on the server.

4. How do I apply to join the server?

You can apply through Discord by joining our server using the invite link provided above.

5. Is griefing, theft, or harassment allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.

CraftyMe Minecraft Server

Awareness, Character, convince, CraftyMe, Evidence, Existence, existential crisis, fictional, fictional being, Identical Twins, Identity, identity crisis, Indisputable, lookalike, me, Minecraft, MIRROR, Relate, SELF AWARENESS, self-aware, Server, SIMILAR, twin

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	9167
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magic Items Found:	2092	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of uniqueness!

Join us and create a character that is literally YOU. No, seriously, this character is so you that it’s almost creepy. People will stop you in the virtual streets and be like, “Wow, you and your character are like twins!”

Imagine waking up every morning, logging into the server, and feeling a deep connection with your character. It’s like looking into a virtual mirror and seeing yourself staring back.

But wait, it gets even crazier! What if your character became self-aware and started questioning your existence? Talk about a mind-blowing experience!

So, why settle for just any Minecraft server when you can join us and become one with your virtual self? Trust us, you won’t find this level of existential crisis-inducing fun anywhere else!

CowgirlCruelty Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, CowgirlCruelty, cruel behavior, Cultural differences, dating struggles, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, female behavior, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, male perspective, Minecraft, misunderstandings, psychological impact, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, western women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Animals Bred:	137	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Tired of dealing with cruel western women? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Our community of smart and chill guys will have your back as you build and survive in this crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest diamonds. So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our server!

BikeCrashMC Server

#road incident, bike accident, bike collision, bike commute, bike confrontation, bike etiquette, bike incident, bike ride, bike road, bike safety, bike trail, BikeCrashMC, cyclist etiquette, Cyclists, electric bike, falling off bike, intimidation, not helping, professional cyclists, road etiquette, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3179

Are you tired of getting bullied by professional cyclists on the road? Join our Minecraft server where you can ride your electric bike in peace without any intimidating cyclists tailing you!

Our server is a safe haven for all electric bike enthusiasts who have been traumatized by aggressive cyclists. No more worrying about getting harassed on the road, just pure, peaceful biking fun in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding your electric bike without any fear of being followed by cyclists with questionable intentions. Ride freely, build your dream bike, and leave those pesky cyclists in the dust (literally)!

Don’t let those cyclists intimidate you any longer, join our server and pedal your way to victory!

StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8131	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	208	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!