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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	7126	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Love Letters Sent:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	9937	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	376541
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?