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HabitDrop Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5795
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and say goodbye to all your bad habits like mining straight down and forgetting to bring food on your adventures! Our server is filled with experienced players who will teach you the ways of the blocky world in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a giant chicken statue that laid diamond eggs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

CraftyParentz

appreciation, care, compassion, CraftyParentz, family, Generosity, Gratitude, guidance, influence, Kindness, lasting impact., lessons, love, Memories, Nurturing, parenting, role models, sacrifice, Support, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2340	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Remember that time your parents built you a real-life Minecraft server in your backyard? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, you can experience that level of dedication and creativity every day! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your mom, battle creepers with your dad, and build epic castles with your siblings. Who needs real-life when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Join us and create memories that will make your parents proud (and maybe a little jealous)!

MoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server

conflict escalation, covert activities, destabilization, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, INDIVIDUALS, Instructors, intelligence agencies, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, MoldovaMayhem, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, security threats, Server, subversion, Trained, Training, undercover operations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.

Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).

So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

CASE, controversy, Corruption, Court, CraftyLePenFraudEU, embezzlement, EU, european union, far right, France, French politics, Justice, leader, Legal, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, Politics, prosecution, right wing, scandal, trial

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Potions Brewed:	169	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dimension Hops:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

activated, Countries, Craft, five senses, Forests, Fun, national parks, natural beauty., Nature, nature lovers, outdoor activities, Positive, Senses, Sensory, sensory enjoyment, sensory experience, shared enjoyment, study, surroundings, Surveying, time in nature, Universal, Visitors

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Animals Bred:	175	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

building competition, Community, Contraptions, Crimson, Crimsonite, Custom Items, DECORATE, Discord, Events, Halloween, Ip:, judged, Lost, Maze, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Drop Event, mobs, mythic mobs, Networks, Redstone, Rewards, scarier, Server, smp, Store Credit, update

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Towns Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	4246
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Android toy, Future, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming devices, gaming evolution, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming technology, gaming trends, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, handheld gaming devices, handhelds, innovation, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, portable gaming, Server, steam deck 2, Technology, ue5

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8503

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8495	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, conspiracy theories, debunked theories, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth community, flat earth debate, flat earth evidence, flat earth movement, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, FlatEarthBeliever, geocentrism, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Round Earth, scientific skepticism, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	5125	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!