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Big Booty & Stinky Feet Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with phat white asses and stinky smelly big black cock – because why not? Our community is obsessed with them and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever had!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

Allowed, Anarchy, cracked server, Discord, Discord link, exploits, good luck, hacking clients, Join, Lifesmp, lifesteal plugin, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, rules, smp, start in 7 days, Version 1.21.4, welcome, Whitelist, x-ray

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ores Mined:	4425
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Emeralds Found:	539	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2742	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	4444	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Potions Brewed:	189
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Potions Brewed:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6096	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.