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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6035 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
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