phastmensch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Zenith Project

Adventure, Community, Conquer, Craft, DOMINATE, Dungeons, Economy, Explore, Faction, Factions, Fight, Friends, hand built, mine, Minecraft, Raiding, Server, Spawn, Structures, Survival, world gen, Zenith Project

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to Zenith Project’s latest project… Minecraft!

Join our amazing community of people from across the globe and join us in this new adventure. Spawn in an amazing hand built spawn and explore the world with all new and custom world gen and 100+ new structures. Mine, craft and fight for your survival… or maybe create a faction with your friends to dominate the server.

If you are feeling daring try to conquer one of our dungeons alone or with friends.

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Welcome to “Mystmoor: Where Semi-Vanilla means we only add a sprinkle of server toppings, hold the grief please!”

ADD, Builds, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Essence, Grief, Help, Hold, Immersive, Journey, Means, measures, Mystmoor, Overworld, pay to win, Semivanilla, Server, smp, sprinkle, Staff, toppings, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6415

Server Name	Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted The challenge of Hard mode Strong measures against cheating and grief No pay-to-win
Website	https://mystmoor.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV
Instagram	https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP, you need to visit our website and apply for the whitelist. Make sure to read the rules and guidelines before applying.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are outlined on our website and enforced by our staff members.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP. We have strong measures in place to prevent and deal with any instances of griefing.

Are there any restrictions on building or creative projects?

While we encourage immersive and creative builds on the server, there may be certain guidelines or restrictions in place to maintain the overall aesthetic and gameplay experience. Please refer to the rules for more information.

Can I invite my friends to join the server?

As a whitelisted community, all players must go through the application process to join the server. However, you can encourage your friends to apply and join us on this exciting journey.

CraftyNorge Minecraft Server

200055643, CraftyNorge, heng deg utgaven, Minecraft, norgetråden, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of diamonds and now they swim in a pool of riches every day.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens), then come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

AirEscape Minecraft Server

Africa, AirEscape, Bigotry, controversial comments, cultural insensitivity, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hateful speech, ignorance, insensitive remarks, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of sweating your blocky butt off in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a team of mischievous players who have rigged a fan to blow all the hot air from those pesky niggers straight to our server! Join us and enjoy a cool breeze while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and shenanigans in their Minecraft world? Come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server!

BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server

baby boy names, baby girl names, baby names, baby naming, baby shower, BabyNameDrama, common names, Communication, compromise, EXPECTING, family dynamics, family names, family traditions, Gender Reveal, Minecraft, naming traditions, parenting, Personal preferences, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Ultrasound, unique names

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6354
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289

🤣👶 Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the baby name drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even ultrasound techs can’t handle it! Join us for a chance to name your in-game creations whatever you want, without any family name pressure! 🚀🎮

👀 Picture this: a world where every player is named Malcolm or Anne, and the only way to tell them apart is by their skin color! 😂 Don’t be stuck in a server full of Elizabeths and Jameses, come to our server where you can be a unique Frank or Margaret! 🤪💥

💪 Show your partner who’s boss by dominating in-game challenges and building the most epic structures with your own unique names! No more family name drama, just pure Minecraft fun! 😎🏰

Join us now and leave the baby name drama behind! Who needs Elizabeth and James when you can have Steve and Creeper as your best buddies in the game? Let’s go, gamers! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

ChickNBed – AITA Edition

aita, bed eating, bedroom behavior, Caught in the act, ChickNBed, cleanliness, comfort eating, communication breakdown, domestic dispute, Edition, fiancée, food in bed, food preferences, fried chicken, fried chicken lover, Fried food, misunderstanding, personal space, privacy, relationship boundaries, relationship issue, unconventional habits

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of fried chicken in bed? Join our Minecraft server where you can indulge in your favorite greasy treat without any judgment! Our community is full of chicken-loving players who understand the true joy of crispy goodness in the comfort of your own virtual home.

Forget about real-life drama like catching your fiancee off guard with your chicken shenanigans – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a chicken coop or a chicken-themed castle! So come join us and let your chicken-eating flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a bucket of fried chicken and a Minecraft server to call home?

AwkwardPubertyMC Server

adolescence, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward phases, awkward situations, AwkwardPubertyMC, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, funny stories, growing up, hormonal changes, puberty, puberty struggles, Server, social awkwardness, teenage awkwardness, teenage years

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of awkward puberty stories and ready to embark on a new adventure? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your embarrassing moments behind! Our server is so epic, even puberty itself would be too intimidated to show up.

Join us and build your own virtual world where puberty never happened and you can be whoever you want to be without any awkward moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner and missing out on all the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave puberty in the past where it belongs!

NoChadAllowedCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	1995	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil unicorns for treasure. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join the fun!

UkraineWarzone Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, conflict zone, destroyed hospitals, Destruction, devastation, eastern europe, emergency response, full-scale war, healthcare crisis, humanitarian crisis, international conflict, medical facilities, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian Invasion, russians, Server, Ukraine, UkraineWarZone, violence, War, War Crimes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

haha join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hospital to save the day from those crazy russians who keep blowing them up in ukraine. u can be the hero and heal all the injured players with ur magical potions and golden apples.

but watch out for the sneaky russian spies who try to sabotage ur hospital with TNT and creepers. u gotta be quick and build those walls strong to protect ur patients from the chaos.

join now and show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for hospital supremacy. plus, u can ride pigs and shoot arrows at zombies for fun. what are u waiting for? come save the day in this wacky minecraft world!

CartelCraft: MexiCity Mayhem

Assassination, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug trafficking, drug wars, Hit, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, MAYHEM, MexiCity, mexico, mexico city, organized crime, police chief, SECURITY, shot dead, violence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can be the police chief of mexico city and, like, get shot dead in a drug cartel hit? well, u r in luck, my friend! our server offers u the chance to live out ur wildest dreams of being a corrupt cop in a dangerous city filled with drug lords and shootouts. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. so come on, what r u waiting for? join our server today and see if u have what it takes to be the next victim of a drug cartel hit!