Phastmensch MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

rat out, smp, Words, leadership, fastkun

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

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CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, Significant Other, pastel goth, bare necessities, unemployed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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HeritageCraft

House, decision, Father, Property, ownership

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

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MomCraftedMadness

MomCraftedMadness, anger management, boundaries crossed, moral dilemma, personal boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

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DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

Agreement, Syrian, MIDDLE EAST, peacekeeping efforts, Conflict Resolution

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Sunnyvale

Survival, PvE, Vanilla Plus, quality of life, collaboration

Sunnyvale is a vanilla-plus Minecraft server that includes classic and quality-of-life improvements. We offer a friendly community and a focus on creativity, exploration, and collaboration. Sunnyvale provides a relaxed yet engaging environment for players to build, and survive together.

mc.sunnyvaleservers.com

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Hardcore, Aternos, open world

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.178.20.62:2036

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Spugunke

Version, PORT, Ip:, crossplay, Spawn
Server Overview

Server Name Spugunke

Server Age 2 days

Active Players Quite a few

Server Type Vanilla

Features
Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for server.

Java Server Details

Java IP spugunke.net

Version 1.21.4

Bedrock Server Details

Bedrock IP spugunke.minecraft.best

Port 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can find the IP addresses for both Java and Bedrock versions above.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, and crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.

Q: Is the server laggy?

A: No, the server is non-laggy.
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Festive Crafters 1.20.6

blasphemy, Festive, Nice, holiday, Merry Jizzmas

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds, when suddenly our savior returns! And by savior, I mean the most epic, legendary player to ever grace the virtual world. Join this server and witness the second coming of our Minecraft messiah!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to bask in the glory of our savior, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures, build insane structures, and maybe even find the secret to eternal life (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Lost it All Gambling on the SOL Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SOL, Casino, shitcoin, Lost It All

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the SOL shitcoin casino? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from bankruptcy! Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving without the risk of losing it all to a virtual casino.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mythical creature and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Some say he’s just misunderstood and looking for friends to play with, while others claim he’s out for blood. Will you dare to face off against this infamous Minecraft legend?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they tend to have a gambling addiction too!

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Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days
Active Players	Quite a few
Server Type	Vanilla

Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4

Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best
Port	25565

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Server Overview

Features

Java Server Details

Bedrock Server Details

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

Q: Is the server laggy?