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FastLisp’s PhastCraft: Where Technology Meets Hilarity!

FastLisps, fastman, Hilarity, meets, PhastCraft, phastlisp, Technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of slow servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in slow motion? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re zooming through cyberspace at the speed of light! We’ve harnessed the power of fastman technology to ensure that your Minecraft experience is smoother and quicker than ever before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features phastlisp technology, which is so advanced that it will make your head spin. With phastlisp, you’ll be able to build, mine, and explore with lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust.

Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of fastman and phastlisp technology like never before. Don’t get left behind in the slow lane, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Lumina [Modded]

Adventure, alliances, building, Challenges, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, Dungeon, java edition, Legacy, Lumina, Minecraft, Modded, perma death, Quests, Rivalries, Server, Skills, Staff, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Void Armor Forged:	23	Farms Harvested:	914
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	3883
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Welcome to Lumina

Do you have what it takes to survive in a world where every decision matters? Lumina, a Minecraft server inspired by Danmachi and Tensura, delivers a thrilling experience featuring perma-death, a rich storyline, and the ultimate test of skill.

The Towering Dungeon Awaits

Dive into a single, massive dungeon spanning countless floors, each with its own sprawling ecosystems, biomes, and challenges. From lush forests to fiery infernos, every floor is a world unto itself—packed with secrets, treasures, and monsters to conquer.

Quests and a Living Story

Uncover a gripping storyline intertwined with custom quests that immerse you in the lore of Lumina. Every quest is an opportunity to shape your destiny and leave your mark on the world.

Unlock Unique Skills and Evolve

Harness the power of Lumina’s custom skill system to forge your path. Whether you’re a strategist, a warrior, or an explorer, there’s always a way to grow stronger.

Perma-Death: The Ultimate Challenge

In Lumina, every move counts. With perma-death, the stakes are high, and survival is only for the boldest adventurers.

A Player-Driven Realm

Form alliances, forge rivalries, and carve your legacy in Lumina’s dynamic community. Your decisions shape not just your story—but the world itself.

Java Edition Only

The Dungeon Calls—Will You Answer?

Step into Lumina and begin your adventure. The dungeon awaits your courage, strength, and skill. Are you ready to shine?

Looking for:

– Builders

– Discord Staff

– People well versed in server development

Discord: https://discord.gg/HQTMdfqa

IP: 5.180.34.157:8672

The server is carefully designed for the server to not be too hard so if you’re worried about that you should be fine

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Lumina a modded server?	No, Lumina is a vanilla Minecraft server
How many floors does the dungeon have?	The dungeon spans countless floors
What happens if my character dies?	In Lumina, perma-death means your character is permanently gone
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	No, Lumina is for Java Edition players only

V-Tark VTube Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, ARK Survival Evolved, collaboration, Community, content creators, Craft, Dinosaurs, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, Livestream, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, sandbox game, streaming, survival game, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VTark, vtube, Vtubers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	1509
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34

OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like, filled with all these VTubers who have played and streamed Ark! Like, what even is Ark? Who cares, just join the server and experience the madness for yourself!

You’ll be like, surrounded by all these virtual YouTubers who are probably way cooler than you’ll ever be. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to play with them and become besties or something.

So like, stop wasting time and join this server ASAP! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your sad, pathetic life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

The Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachi, Chapter 34, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heartwarming, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, love, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, Niche, SHONEN, smp, Spirit Amber, STONE, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic love story of Steve and a block of stone. Yes, you heard that right! Sparks fly when Steve accidentally crafts a pickaxe with a piece of stone that turns out to be his soulmate. Will their love withstand the test of creeper explosions and zombie attacks? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will they succeed in their evil plan or will the players band together to stop them? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a llama riding a pig, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your own block of stone to fall in love with!

BabyBlockersMC

abusive behavior, baby names, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, family conflict, family dynamics, father in-law, generational differences, guilt trips, in-laws, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationship struggles, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, standing up for oneself, support from parents, support system

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	7417	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think they can control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and outrageous baby name disputes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere demanding that you name your Minecraft baby after her. But fear not, for you have the power to stand up to her and declare that your blocky offspring will not bear her name!

Join us as we navigate through family feuds, guilt trips, and even TikToks about the importance of baby names. Will you side with your fiancé who can’t seem to grow a spine, or will you take a stand and show that you’re not to be messed with?

With supportive allies like your mom and your fiancé’s dad by your side, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world. So come on over to our server and let’s show those meddling in-laws who’s boss!

RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	238	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Votes:	4047
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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