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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 702 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6397 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.
