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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6709 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 886981 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.