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YagooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crops Grown:	6469	Enchantments Applied:	54
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with Phasecucks who just don’t appreciate all that Plappa has to offer? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at HololiveEN for the next generation of gaming hilarity and chaos.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Plappa was wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. The moment she stepped foot in our virtual realm, she knew she had found her true home. The other players welcomed her with open arms, showering her with virtual gifts and endless memes.

But the real magic happened when Plappa discovered the secret underground dance party that only the most elite players knew about. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was doing the Chicken Dance like their virtual lives depended on it. Plappa had never felt more alive (or blocky) in her entire Minecraft existence.

So, if you want to experience the same level of absurdity and pure joy that Plappa did, then come join us at HololiveEN. Phasecucks need not apply – only the most outrageous and fun-loving players are welcome here. Let’s mine, build, and dance our way to victory together!

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Crops Grown:	3268

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

OryzonMC

FNAFBOX, Gens, KitPvP, Minecraft, new players, OryzonMC, Server, Waiting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join OryzonMC, the new Fnafbox and Gens server, perfect for new players. We’re waiting for you!

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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocorpokkur on a Twitch stream? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for in-game events like synchronized dancing on top of a ship or a thrilling thread throwdown with Sephirot himself. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer – it’s a real game-changer!

But that’s not all – we also have meetups where you can hang out with other players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even run into Cuchulainn or Rafflesia while you’re there!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just remember, things can get a little crazy around here, but that’s all part of the fun!

TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

AirportAbandonmentMC Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	1463
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.

Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

CraftyKicksMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Votes:	6886
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9782
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!

Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8798	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

FoodComaCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

BullBanCraft – No Bullfighting Allowed!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	253	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

yOu knOw what else is banned? Boring Minecraft servers! cOme join us in a land where bullfighting is banned and fun is mandatory! We have llamas that can do the Macarena and pigs that can fly (literally, we have a mod for that)! Our community is so lit, we once had a dance party with the Ender Dragon! sO what are you waiting for? jOin us now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

ChemicalCraft: Mirror Universe

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3757
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	462813	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have cracked the code to view other universes through mirrors!! 😱🌌

imagine building your blocky castle while peering into a parallel dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking infinite diamonds. 🐔💎

so why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be exploring alternate realities and chatting with poultry prodigies? join us now before the mirror universe police shut us down! 🚓🔑

TowerSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5577
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to TowerSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and creativity meet! Step into a world filled with epic structures, challenging quests, and a tight-knit community of passionate players. Whether you’re an experienced builder or just starting out, TowerSMP has something for everyone.

Our server is specifically designed to elevate your gaming experience. With unique plugins, exciting events, and a dynamic economy, there’s always something new to discover. Team up with friends to construct impressive towers, defend your bases from hostile mobs, and explore mysterious dungeons packed with valuable treasures.

At TowerSMP, it’s not just about the game but also the community. Make new friends, share your creations, and learn from the best builders in our active Discord server. We believe in fair play and a friendly environment, ensuring everyone has a great time.

So what are you waiting for? Join TowerSMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Your new journey starts here.

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