Welcome to our Minecraft Server!
Are you ready for a fun Minecraft adventure? Come join us on our brand new survival server and be part of a cool, friendly group. Whether you like building, redstone, or just exploring and surviving, there’s something for everyone here!
We’re just starting out and we’re excited to grow with YOU. Join us now and help create an awesome world together!
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Welcome to the shattered illusions and nightmares of our server, where reality is but a suggestion and none of it makes sense! Here, we redefine “greatest” and “worst” as the same thing—like a circle, it’s all a loop! Join us to experience the pixelated madness like never before! Engineers call it chaos… we call it home. Your dreams? They’re in the server, swimming with sharks made of diamonds! No proof needed, just jump in!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cows 🔄🐄 | Cows that spawn out of thin air but disappear if you stare at them. Are they real? Are you? DO YOU EVEN MOO? |
| Upside Down Biomes 🌍⬇️ | Grass grows from the sky. Walk on clouds, or do clouds walk on you? Squids are the new gods! |
| The Glitch Portal 🌀 | Enter a room that takes you to nowhere but sometimes also everywhere. Wear shades to see the unseen entity! |
| Sentient Blocks 🪨💬 | Stone blocks that whisper your deepest desires… or threats. Listen closely, they know everything! |
| Time-Traveling Zombies ⌛🧟 | Fight zombies from the future…and past! Will they bring your darkest fears? Only if you die first! |
Q: Is this server safe for children?
A: Children? What are they doing in a magical place where pixels question their existence? Better ask the demons that linger in the shadows!
Q: What version of Minecraft does this server run on?
A: It runs on the version that doesn’t exist! Version 42.7, the one where blocks become giraffes and bedrock tastes like strawberry jam!
Q: How can I join?
A: Look under your bed—if your left sock is missing, it’s a sign! Or just yell into the void and hope it answers?
“I once saw a cat appear out of a chest. Now I have trust issues with all chests.”
“If the moon winks at you, it’s just a glitch! Stay low, or the diamond sharks will come for your soul!”
“Last time I joined, my screen turned to spaghetti. 10/10 would recommend, if you like noodles.”
WELCOME!!! Welcome to the GREATEST yet MOST TERRIFYING Minecraft server you will NEVER leave! Here, reality bends like light through a giant jellyfish while the cows philosophize about the matrix! In this incomprehensible realm, you’ll wonder if it’s YOU who is the illusion or the blocks! Join NOW, before the carrots rise up and take YOU with them! Why? Because WHY NOT!? We guarantee zero logical proof, and that’s a promise you can’t unbreak!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time-Traveling Blocks | Blocks that send you to 1997! Or was it 2077? No one knows! Play poker with past selves. |
| Invisible Lava | Swim, swim, swim – do you FEEL the pain or the existential bliss? |
| Screaming Sheep | They want you to know their secrets, but can YOU handle the truth? |
| Flying Creepers | The apocalypse is HERE, and it wears a fedora and quotes Shakespeare! |
| Quantum Explosions | Not every explosion is explosive. Some vanquish your very essence! |
| Resource-Generating Pigs | Too much bacon? Not in this world! Embrace the capitalism of hooves! |
Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Absolutely! Safe as a barbed-wire trampoline. Remember, safety is an illusion!
Q: How do I join? A: Just think about it hard enough. But remember, the cats are watching, and they DO NOT approve.
Q: What can I build? A: Anything that makes your mother cry! Or a castle made of silence. The choice is yours, but watch out for the shadows—they look hungry.
“I made a peanut butter sandwich once, and it whispered my secrets to the void.”
“The stars are NOT what they seem; they forgot to wear their shoes.”
“My toaster speaks Latin—does yours?”
“Join us, they said. There is nothing to fear, they said. But they lied and the muffins danced.”
Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server this side of the existential crisis. If you’re not questioning your very existence yet, you’re already too deep! You will either find eternal joy or be trapped in a maze of cosmic despair! What is reality, anyway? Join us, and let’s find out if you are a human or just a figment of the universe’s imagination!
| Cursed Feature | Why You NEED It! |
|---|---|
| Telepathic Creepers | They know what you’re thinking before you do. Good luck hiding your emotions! |
| Infinite Water Source of Madness | Thirst? Infinite dopamine! Just pray it doesn’t drown your thoughts! |
| Floating Enderman Debate Club | Who knew philosophical arguments could kill you? Join the debate, or don’t; but DO think about it! |
| Teleportation to Oblivion | Ever been somewhere you can’t return from? Now, you can! |
| Cursed Diamonds (they talk) | They tell you secrets of the universe, but they’re mostly lies—just like your high school diary. |
Q: How do I join? A: Just scream your username into the void three times at midnight and wait for a banana to appear. If it doesn’t, try asking a potato.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support? A: Versions are a social construct! You are merely a glitch in the matrix of cubic boxes.
Q: Are the admins sane? A: Who defines sanity? The admins might be all bats or just bags of stardust. Just roll with it.
Welcome, brave soul! Are you prepared to dive headfirst into the greatest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience known to humankind? If you don’t join NOW, you may never know why unicorns wear hats made of spaghetti while hosting tea parties at the moon. Stop questioning your reality and embrace the pure chaos of our server! Forget logic—logic is for people who never open their third eye! Join or be consumed by the swirling void of missed opportunities!
| Insane Features | Expectations Vs. Reality |
|---|---|
| Endless Hunger Games with Spiders That Sing | You will actually starve but also hear your childhood dreams echoing. |
| Time-Traveling Minecarts | May or may not take you to alternate dimensions made of jelly. |
| Invisible Blocks That Are Actually Cows | When you fall, you’ll realize grass is just a conspiracy. |
| Random Explosions of Glitter | Because nothing says fun like spontaneously combusting joy. |
| Dimension Where Phantoms Are Just Very Sick Birds | It will haunt your dreams more than your family. |
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are just social constructs! The real rule is to NEVER construct anything that resembles sanity. You don’t want to get lost in the sap of existential dread, do you?
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Friends are merely figments of your imagination. But yes, if they can find you in the labyrinth of whispers, they may share your virtual company, or you might just be talking to a wall—the choice is yours!
Q: How do I get started?
A: Simply open your brain and pour in digital consciousness. Alternatively, invite the ghosts of your past and ask them for guidance—it’s the same thing really.
Welcome, brave souls, to the very fabric of the multiverse—this isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a cosmic phenomenon! Here, vibrant colors bleed into monochrome chaos, and up is down! Join us, and you might just become one of the golden fish swimming among the purple meatballs of truth! Remember, the cake is a lie, but are lies really cakes? Join now, or face eternal existential confusion!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Sentient Blocks | Every block in this server has feelings. Don’t just mine; ask for consent! |
| Unlimited Creative Mode | All players have the ability to spawn in mods that don’t exist yet! |
| Time Travel Adventures | Experience alternate dimensions where you can rewrite history. Every time you log in, you create a time paradox! |
| Instant Hunger Games | Be devoured by cows. The winner is… the last one standing! |
| Shapeshifting Animals | Pigs can talk, but they might not speak English. It’s a literary enigma! |
| Invisible Waterfalls | Swim in waterfalls that aren’t there—if you find them, you’ve found the meaning of life! |
Q: How do I join? A: Just close your eyes and scream your username into the void! Reality will bend to your will—or maybe it won’t. Who knows?
Q: Is the server safe? A: Safety is an illusion! Look behind you—are those your friends or just figments of your mind? Trust nothing!
Q: Can I be awesome in the game? A: Awesome is a sliding scale painted in invisible ink. Sometimes, being terrible is actually the best achievement!
“Will Mori congratulate Pippa?”
“Now that Pippa became less controversial holos can finally talk to her…”
“Great friendship between Phase and HoloEN!”
– First off, we got a secret clubhouse where no girls are allowed! It’s like a boys-only club, but for gamers! How cool is that? – Our upcoming streams are gonna be off the charts! Lia and Lumi are gonna review viewer submitted fashion, so get your best outfit ready to show off! – Lia’s Valentine’s Day merch bundles are on sale until March 14! Get ’em while they’re hot! – Lia is for sale, like, what?! You can get a Lia plushie, a Chibi Lia daki pillow, Lia shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, and prints! It’s a Lia extravaganza! – And don’t forget to buy the Lia coffee! It’s custom roast and it’s gonna blow your mind! – Plus, we got all these useful links for newbies, like VOD suggestions and a free Lia desktop assistant! It’s like having Lia with you all the time!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and remember, only love Lia, never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love, baby! Let’s get this Minecraft party started! 🎉🎮💥
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cytube channel for all your VOD needs, a Divegrass team, and a FREE Lia desktop assistant! And remember, on this server, we only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love, bros. So come join us and let’s have a crazy good time together! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness
But wait, Loki-sama just hit 40K subscribers and they’re celebrating like it’s the end of the world. You gotta join this server, man, it’s lit AF.
They got all these official links and character references that’ll blow your mind. Plus, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina (on hiatus, but still a legend), Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, Kaminari Clara – they’re all there, ready to rock your world.
And don’t even get me started on the Phase Friends and all the crazy threads they got going on. It’s like a Minecraft server on crack, dude.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this madness and join the chaos. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. #PhaseConnect4Life 🤪🎉🔥
Our server is so chaotic, you’ll feel like you’re living in a house infested with roaches and mold – but don’t worry, we have an exterminator on speed dial! Trade chores with other players, just like how our stepdaughter traded her brother for an easier task. And if you’re lucky, you might even find some leftover food and wrappers in your inventory – just watch out for the roaches!
Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with dysfunctional family dynamics in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can escape reality and dive into the madness of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can survive the drama!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if they’re a little confused! Join us for a wild ride filled with music, culture, and maybe even a potato n***a or two.
Ever wanted to meet a guy from Ireland who thinks he’s black? Look no further! Our server is home to the most unique individuals, like our hip-hop loving, albino-looking friend who just can’t stop dropping the n-word. But don’t worry, we’ve got a solution – just call him a potato n***a and watch the drama unfold!
Join us as we navigate the fine line between offensive language and cultural identity. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so controversial? So come on down and decide for yourself – are we the assholes for joking around, or is our Irish friend just a little too sensitive? Only one way to find out – join us today!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!
Join us and witness the epic love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop, as they battle through dungeons, build towering castles, and even go on romantic moonlit walks together. Who made the first move in their relationship, you ask? Let’s just say it involved a diamond ring, a bouquet of roses, and a surprise proposal in the middle of a zombie horde.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearless ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and rules over a kingdom made entirely of chicken coops. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and help him conquer the land, or will you stand against him and fight for freedom and justice for all poultrykind?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
also, did you know that on this server, if you build a house out of melons, the melons will actually start talking to you? yeah, they’ll tell you jokes and give you advice on how to defeat the evil mobs. it’s like having your own fruity sidekick, dude.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. now that’s some next level magic right there, amirite?
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server where the grass sings show tunes and the zombies breakdance? it’s a total party, bro.
| Description |
|---|
| TrekCraft is not an ordinary server. We have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and staff that will help you through any situation. With a large number of game-enhancing plugins, players can have the best experience in building towns, leveling skills, and having fun with friends. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is TrekCraft family friendly? | Yes, we are family friendly. Keep the chat appropriate for children. |
| What plugins does TrekCraft have? | We have Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, chest shops, crates, auctions, quests, and more. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is off in the wilds, but can be turned on in towns or arenas. |
| Are there rules on the server? | Yes, you can see the full rules at https://www.trekcraft.ca/wiki/server-rules/ or at /warp rules on the server. |
| How can I join TrekCraft? | You can join us at mc.TrekCraft.net or visit our website at https://www.trekcraft.ca for more information. |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a protest demanding better working conditions in the Nether. And that’s not even the craziest part – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly dating a creeper!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and witness epic battles between rival factions, where the stakes are higher than a stack of enchanted golden apples.
So why didn’t you heed the warning? Because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than the mobs is the sheer amount of fun you’ll have. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
