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Block-Opioid Side Effects
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Atomic Antibiotics Craft
hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a magical land where u can craft atomic antibiotics to fight off those pesky bacteria mobs!join us and become a master pharmacist in the minecraft world! but wait, there’s more! not only can u save the world from bacterial resistance, but u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot lasers from ur eyes!
so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs boring old survival mode when u can be a superhero pharmacist in minecraft land? join now and let’s save the world, one antibiotic at a time!
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CraftyCorruption: Where even the creepers are shady
Are you tired of the corrupt organizations and industries in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most corrupt place you’ll ever visit! Join us for a chance to overthrow the evil overlords ruling the land with their diamond-encrusted fists. Take part in epic battles against corrupt politicians, shady businessmen, and even the occasional evil llama. Who needs real-world drama when you can experience all the chaos and corruption in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s overthrow some corrupt empires together!
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Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!
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Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
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Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server
lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.
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Nosebleed Nixing Pom Pom Server
join this cray cray minecraft server and u will experience nosebleeds no more, just like magic! we use the power of Pomalidomide, a drug for bone marrow cancer, to make ur nosebleeds disappear. it’s like a superpower, but for ur nose! come join us and say goodbye to bloody tissues forever. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure? come on, what are u waiting for? nosebleeds begone!
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Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow
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Youthful Monkey Metformin Server
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.
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Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!