Pharmaceutical Industry MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChemicalCraft: BTMPS Overload

drug purity, illicit drugs, drug trafficking, drug composition, drug analysis

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our levels is the industrial chemical BTMPS in our fentanyl! our samples contain an average of 7 times more BTMPS than fentanyl, with BTMPS sometimes accounting for more than 50% of a drug sold as “fentanyl.”

why join? because we have the most lit drug-infused minecraft experience you’ll ever find! build your base, mine for resources, and get high on BTMPS all day long. who needs diamonds when you’ve got chemical compounds, amirite?

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate high in minecraft. just watch out for those pesky researchers trying to shut us down. they just jealous of our chemically enhanced gameplay.

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Ibogaine Quest: Total Synthesis

researchers, organic chemistry, Quest, natural products, study opportunities

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got researchers doin’ all sorts of crazy stuff like total synthesis of ibogaine! u know, that stuff that can like totally make u see things and stuff? yea, that’s right! and guess what? now u can study its therapeutic properties on our server! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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Pill Pals: Pharma Bribe Blitz

Healthcare, deal making, Corruption, pharmaceutical companies, Medical Ethics

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. so, once upon a time, there was a doctor who was taking bribes from pharmaceutical companies left and right. but then, he joined our server and BAM, he stopped taking bribes and started building epic castles instead! true story, bro.

if u join our server, u will be surrounded by so much fun and laughter that u won’t even think about taking bribes from anyone. plus, the deal-making between players and admins is off the charts! u wanna trade some diamonds for a enchanted sword? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, no bribes allowed, only building and mining like a boss.

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BlueSkyCraftEU

medicine regulation, drug safety, Moves, Regulatory, Relocation

so like, u know how the EU medicines agency was all like, “peace out X, im movin to Bluesky”? well, turns out they heard about our EPIC Minecraft server and just had to join in on the fun! like, they were all like, “we gotta get in on that sick PvP action and build some crazy cool structures with all the other players!”

so now, not only do we have the best players from all over the world, but we also have the EU medicines agency bringing their A-game to the server. like, imagine battling it out in a PvP match and suddenly the EU medicines agency swoops in with some crazy potion that makes you invincible for like, 10 minutes.

plus, they’re always hosting these wild events where you can win rare items and special perks. like, one time they had a scavenger hunt where you had to find all these hidden treasures around the map and the prize was a diamond sword that could shoot lasers.

so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit even the EU medicines agency can’t stay away, then you gotta come check out Bluesky. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlueSkyCraft

healthcare policy, European Medicines Agency, Healthcare, pharmaceutical industry, drug evaluation

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this server, and it’s like, the European Medicines Agency decided to ditch Elon Musk’s X for this server called Bluesky. like, what even is that? but get this, they said it was cuz the server had this magical potion that could cure any sickness or injury in the game. like, u fall off a cliff and break ur leg? no problem, just drink the potion and u good as new.

but that’s not even the best part, bro. they also said that on this server, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. like, how crazy is that? and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts glitter. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

so come on, join the madness and chaos of this server where anything is possible. cuz who needs Elon Musk’s X when u got Bluesky, right?

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Microwave SugarCraft

microwave flow reaction, energy efficiency, Food Industry, biomass processing, useful sugars

come join our epic minecraft server where we use microwave magic to turn plants into yummy sugars for all your crafting needs! forget boring old farming, we’ve got you covered with our high-tech biomass conversion process. you’ll be crafting cakes, potions, and crazy chemical concoctions in no time! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sugar-loving wizards who will grant you special powers if you prove yourself worthy. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start your sugary adventure today!

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Blocky Diarrhea Cure

funny, product naming, Treatment, Marketing, humor

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

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CraftyMedsServer

breakthrough drugs, life-saving drugs, medication, prescription drugs, Drugs

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical potion of fun and excitement! Join us and experience a world where the best pharmaceutical drugs have been turned into epic Minecraft items. Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a pill that gives you super speed or strength! Or battling mobs with the power of a healing potion that can cure any ailment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, take a trip with us and discover the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

Medicine, Pfizers, Pfizer products, pharmaceutical industry, Pfizer partnership

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

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PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

russia, PharmaCraft, sanctions, raw material exports, China

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

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