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Nano Fat Blocker Server
haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle! -
GrowCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my stepmom tried to take over our house and claim she had “power over us” because she’s “my mom.” Talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion! Will you side with the stepmom who wants to party with her friends instead of babysitting, or with the husband who’s had enough of her shenanigans? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama along the way.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs at night is the family dynamics during the day. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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DadDogDuelCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your competitive eating skills? Look no further than our server! We host epic hot-dog eating contests every week, with the winner receiving a $100 gift card to a tech retail store (because who needs diamonds in Minecraft when you can have tech gadgets, right?).Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.
So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.
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CraftyBorderPatrol
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!
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Blocky Babes Abortion Saga
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience! -
HiveMC
Minecraft Server Overview:
IP hivemc.top:25565 Bedrock IP hivemc.top:19132 Discord https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh Hive-MC is a new Survival Server with no economy. The server focuses on item-based economy such as emeralds and diamonds. Custom trades are available at /spawn based on community preferences.
Features:
- Random TP portals at /spawn
- Trade command: /trade
- Custom Villager trades at spawn
- Newbie kit
- Land claim using fences and signs
- Graves feature to store loot after death
FAQ
1. How can I join the server?
You can join the server by entering the IP address hivemc.top:25565 in your Minecraft client.
2. Is there a Discord server for communication?
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh for updates and community interaction.
3. How does the economy work on the server?
The server has an item-based economy where players can trade using items such as emeralds and diamonds.
4. How do I claim land on the server?
To claim land, you can use fences to create a border and place a sign with the text [rp]. This will indicate your claimed area.
5. What happens to my items after I die?
Your items are stored in a grave after death. You can retrieve them by using the /back command to teleport to your last coordinates.
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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being pregnant by your mom for no reason at all. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unwanted accusations.
Embark on quests to prove your innocence and show your mom that you’re just a teenager trying to survive high school, not a pregnant prodigy. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures that will distract you from the stress of late periods and family drama.
So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity and imagination! Let’s build a world where accusations are a thing of the past and fun is the only thing on our minds.
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ScamBuster’s Escape
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now to experience the thrilling tale of Auntie Scam-a-Lot, who is convinced she’s chatting with her favorite author who needs someone to pay her bills while she writes her next bestseller.Witness the epic showdown between a concerned nephew and his stubborn aunt, as he tries to convince her that she’s being catfished by a celebrity imposter. Will he succeed in saving her from financial ruin, or will Auntie Scam-a-Lot continue to believe in her online fairy tale?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!