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Crafty Snake’s Minecraft Misadventures: The Phantom Block

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	403
Dragon Eggs Found:	1883	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of waiting for the next Metal Gear game to come out? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the epic showdown between Snake and Liquid Ocelot in a pixelated world!

Join our server and witness the intense battles between cardboard box-wielding warriors and diamond sword-wielding soldiers. Build your own Mother Base and recruit an army of blocky soldiers to take down your enemies.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Big Boss himself makes a guest appearance on the server, riding a pig and shouting “Kept you waiting, huh?” as he charges into battle.

So why wait for the next Metal Gear game when you can create your own epic story on our server? Join now and become the legend of the blocky battlefield!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, China, China number one, chinese culture, ChopsticksCraft, controversial, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Fuck this, Hate Speech, hell pit, inappropriate, intolerance, Kike, mason, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, racism, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2136

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3594	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	252	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Potions Brewed:	193
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	924
Potions Brewed:	123	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	5222
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!