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Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	422	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

ARTISTRY, body art, body modification, creativity, design, dream tattoo, fantasy tattoo, Individuality, ink, InkMaster420, inspiration, Meaningful, Minecraft, Permanent, personal expression, Self-expression, skin, smp, symbol, tattoo, Tattoo Ideas, Unique, wish list

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

AIphobiaCraft

advancement, AIphobiaCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, concerns, control, Ethics, fear, Future, human interaction, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, progress, robotics, Robots, science fiction, skepticism, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5826
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	812813	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6699	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	634404	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Magic Items Found:	4977	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!