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ChosenCraft: Billionaire Christian Warrior President Edition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Love Letters Sent:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you will become The Chosen One, a billionaire Christian warrior who also happens to be the bestest president and successful businessman all rolled into one!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you dominate the virtual world with your unmatched skills, but you will also be crowned the Golf Tournament Champion of the server. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge here is sinking a hole-in-one on our crazy golf course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show everyone why you are the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it will be a hilarious disaster)!

Blocky Banter: Unspoken Vidya Rules Server

banter, blocky, gamer code, gaming advice, Gaming Community, gaming conventions, gaming culture, gaming customs, gaming etiquette, gaming expectations, gaming guidelines, gaming habits, gaming norms, gaming standards, Gaming Tips, gaming traditions, gaming tricks, rules, Server, unspoken, unspoken norms, Unspoken vidya rules, unwritten rules, video game etiquette, video games, vidya

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Votes:	3112
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most unspoken vidya rules that will blow your mind!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild wolves?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the mighty beast and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs

anti-semitism, CHRISTIANS, Conspiracy, Crafty, discrimination, falsehoods, Genocide, Hate Speech, Haven, History, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, lying.., MVPS, Propaganda, real, religious persecution, reminder, revisionism, revisionist history, Schlomos, villagers, world war II, ww2

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4479	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5786	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all players who can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLville!

Aboard, abundance, ACHERON, BOOTHILL, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai Impact 3, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, LOLville, Luocha, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, robin, star, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, version 2.1

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3566
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for epic adventures in the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Explore the Aventurine realm and discover the secret of the Golden Touch – trust us, it’s not what you think!

But that’s not all – embark on a quest among the stars and uncover the Inherently Unjust Destiny that awaits you. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new friends to meet.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Light Cone Banners – Nihility and Abundance await those brave enough to seek them out. Plus, with new drip marketing featuring Robin and Boothill, you’ll be the envy of all your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, tools, and resources galore await you in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoardomCraft: Where boredom meets creativity in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magic Items Found:	5538
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you find yourself scrolling through server lists with a heavy heart, longing for something more exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted zombies that drop stacks of emeralds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow unicorns into battle against hordes of evil creepers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boredom forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Saiyan Adventures

action, Adventures, alpha males, Anime, blocky, Broly, Characters, dragon ball super, Fighting, Frieza, goku, harem shenanigans, Manga, power levels, Rivalry, Saiyan, Saiyans, Sharthan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Transformations, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6114

Are you tired of being just another player in a sea of boring characters? Join our Minecraft server where only two alpha males reign supreme! Say goodbye to Sharthan and his harem drama, and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is being the top dog. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Crafty Cougars & Creeper Crushes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava in the Nether is the milfs you’ll encounter! Our server is filled with sexy NPC milfs that you can either seduce or battle in epic boss fights.

But that’s not all – we also have a special fap feature where you can create your own custom milf skins to use in-game. Show off your creative side and make the milfs of your dreams come to life!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and of course, plenty of milfs to keep you entertained. Who needs diamonds when you have these hot mamas to keep you company? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your milf-tastic journey today!

AhoyCraft – Where even Slovaks greet with a smile!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Picture this: a landlocked server where the only way to greet your fellow players is by yelling “ahoy” like a Slovak pirate. Arr matey, get ready to set sail on a sea of blocks and build the craziest pirate ship you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this booty?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Just don’t forget to bring your pirate hat and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft Meets Comedy!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Towns Built:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Void Armor Forged:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs, and building your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie villagers and skeleton warriors until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the dreaded Ender Dragon while riding a magical unicorn with wings made of cotton candy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Papa John’s Pizza Party Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conspiracy theories run wild and billionaires are at war! Join us as we uncover the truth behind COVID-19 and dodge elite Jewish assassins trying to silence us. Will you be the one to finally expose the secrets of the Billionaires club and save the world from their evil plans? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of diamond pickaxes! Remember, the truth is out there…if you dare to seek it!