DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Void Gems Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9361
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	6349	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

EcoCraft: Stick It to ‘Em!

adhesive advancements, adhesive benefits, adhesive customization, adhesive development, adhesive industry, adhesive innovation, adhesive materials, adhesive recycling, adhesive research, adhesive solutions, adhesive technology, adhesive uses, adhesive versatility, consumer applications, eco-friendly adhesives, EcoCraft, green adhesives, industrial applications, medical applications, recyclable adhesives, Stick., sustainable adhesives

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1683	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	3187
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine a world where you can, like, stick things together in minecraft, but with, like, new recyclable adhesives that can be easily adapted for medical, consumer, and industrial applications. like, you can build a hospital and stick all the bandages together with this new adhesive, or, like, create a super cool roller coaster for all the players to ride on. it’s, like, the ultimate crafting experience, dude. join our server now and experience the stickiest fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and chat reports vanish faster than my diamonds!

Adrenaline, Anarchy, Battles, canvas, challenge, Chaos, Chat, Claim, Community, creativity, diamonds, dreams, Dungeons, Faster, History, paint, Play, Playground, Protection, regulations, REIGNS, Reports, Resources, smp, TEAM, Treasures, Vanilla, vanish, vigilance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1235
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is VPG?	VPG is a classic anarchy server with no plugins, offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience.
Is there any rules on VPG?	No, VPG operates on the principle of anarchy, allowing players to have total freedom in their gameplay.
How do I join a team on VPG?	Join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find and connect with other players to form a team.
What makes VPG unique?	VPG offers a vast world size of 16×16 million blocks, a thriving community, and a commitment to quality, security, and comfort for players.
Can I protect my creations on VPG?	There are no claim or protection plugins on VPG, so players must rely on their skills and strategies to defend their builds and resources.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	3724	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Votes:	9225
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

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