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NoobLearns2Play Minecraft SMP

achievement, aspirations, Challenges, Curiosity, education, Exploration, goals, growth mindset., hobbies, interests, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, motivation, new skills, NoobLearns2Play, Passion, personal development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-fulfillment, self-mastery, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Animals Bred:	146
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer exclusive llama riding and flaming potato juggling lessons every Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama whispering or potato sculpting. So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner llama-taming, potato-juggling master!

Hatecraft – Trendy-Free Zone

abhorrence, ANNOYING, aversion, Bandwagon, conformity, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, fad, HateCraft, loathe, loathsome, Mainstream, Overrated, peer pressure, pet peeve, repugnant, revulsion, trends, TrendyFree, unpopular opinion, Zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of all those basic Minecraft servers with their boring old rules and regulations? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. On our server, anything is possible, even riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of dirt. Will you be the next hero to join his ranks?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

Lula’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abuse of power, Accountability, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Corruption, Crafty, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, Lula, Lulas, Minecraft, Minister, misconduct allegations, political scandal, Politics, resignation, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, social justice, south america

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the owner is, like, a llama who can speak Portuguese? Yeah, I know, totally bonkers! But get this, they have this whole storyline where the human rights minister in Brazil got fired for, like, hitting on all the llamas in the server. I mean, who does that?! Anyway, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and maybe even some llama drama. So come on over and let’s get this party started, llama style!

CraftyDefensePay

Armed Forces, budget cuts, budget shortfall, CraftyDefensePay, Crisis, defense budget, defense cuts, defense ministry, defense spending, financial crisis, government spending, Military, military budget, Military Funding, military pay, military personnel, military readiness, national security, salary crisis, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is facing a military salary crisis cuz their defense budget ran out 😂😂😂 but don’t worry, we got u covered with tons of diamonds and gold to help u survive the chaos! build ur own army and take over the server in this crazy battle for survival! join now and be the hero ukraine needs in this time of crisis! 😜💎🔥 #minecraft #ukraine #crisis #diamonds #gold #epicserver

Toxic Metal Mine: Cadmium, Lead, Mercury

arsenic, babies, brain development, cadmium, children, contaminated food, environmental contamination, flooded rice, health risks, heavy metal contamination, heavy metal exposure, heavy metal poisoning, heavy metal toxicity, heavy metals, lead, Mercury, metal, neurodevelopmental delays, polluted crops, spinach, TOXIC, toxic elements

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have heavy metals like cadmium, lead, mercury, and arsenic IN OUR FOOD! watch as your brain development gets DELAYED in the most fun way possible! who needs smarts when you can have a BLAST playing on our server? join now for a toxic good time!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Live, Minecraft, rdc, rdc funny, rdc live, rdc livestream, rdc stream, rdcgaming, rdcworld, rdcworld1, Server, Streamer

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5749	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

RDC Live is a versatile live event production company that specializes in producing high-quality, engaging live experiences for clients in various industries. With a team of experienced professionals, RDC Live offers services such as event planning, audiovisual production, stage design, and technical support to ensure seamless and successful events. Their commitment to excellence and creativity has earned them a reputation as a top choice for live event production.

UltimateNetwork

active community, Adventures, BATTLING, building, Connect, Creative, Discord, Events, Factions, fellow players, friendly community, Kingdom, KitPvP, Opfactions, Opprison, play.ultimatenetwork.eu, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, UltimateNetwork, Updates

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to UltimateNetwork, your go-to Minecraft server! We offer a wide range of game modes, including creative, survival, opfactions, factions, opprison, prison, kingdom, skyblock, and kitpvp. Our server is known for its friendly and active community, making it the perfect place for players of all levels. Whether you enjoy building, battling, or embarking on new adventures, we have something for everyone. Join us at play.ultimatenetwork.eu and dive into the fun. Don’t forget to join our Discord for updates, events, and to connect with fellow players. See you in the game!

play.ultimatenetwork.eu

MinedHype: Where griefing is prevented, stats are tracked, and Java players wish they were on Bedrock – v1.21.1!

bedrock, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, gallery, Griefing, java, Las Vegas, long term, MinedHype, Nether, no p2w, Overworld, Players, prevented, Public, Reset, Shop, smp, statistics, Stats, Survival, Tracked, v1.21.1, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How long has the server been around?

A: The server has been around for over 5 years, starting in Minecraft 1.14.

Q: How many unique players have joined the server?

A: Over 16,300+ unique players have joined the server.

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-to-win, and no economy plugin.

Q: Are both Bedrock and Java editions supported for cross-play?

A: Yes, both Bedrock and Java editions are supported for cross-play on the server.

Q: Is there a world border or spawn point?

A: There is no set world border or spawn point, players are randomly spread out all over the world. Players can use /rtp to teleport to a random location.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed by players. CoreProtect is used to protect the server.

Q: Is there a public shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can apply to have a shop. Players can teleport to the shopping district using /tpshop.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BTFO, controversial, Entertainment, forum, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online trolling, online video, Server, social media, trolling, V, Video, video game, Video game culture, viral video

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to absolutely BTFO all the others!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and dancing villagers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe ready for some epic mining adventures.

Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3298
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!