PFOABeGone Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	194977
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	186	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Towns Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Runes Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	1062	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

BlockBrain, Haven, Loss, Memory, ptsd

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Votes:	821
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!

PunchCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, bald hero, comedy, funny hero, garou, Genos, Hero, hero association, japanese animation, Manga, One Punch Man, Popular Anime, powerful hero, PunchCraft, saitama, satire, satire on superheroes, SuperHero, tatsumaki, webcomic

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Towns Built:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have a player who used to be problematic but now he’s totally chill and not causing any drama. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wild transformation? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, so hop on board and let’s see where this crazy ride takes us!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

addiction, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, classic, comfort, Entertainment, Familiar, Favorite, film, marathon viewing, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, Obsession, repeat viewing, rewatch, series, Show, television, Timeless

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper army, they do the funniest dance routines, it’s like a real-life musical up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava, and a secret treasure room that’s guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes, like, how crazy is that?

So if you want to join in on the wackiness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get WEIRD.

CraftyChanges – Make a Diff!

beneficial progress, changes, CraftyChanges, Development, DIFF, Difference, effective change, effective improvement, Evolution, growth, Impact, Improvement, meaningful growth, Positive Change, positive impact, progress, significant change, significant impact, success, successful transformation, transformation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4049

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right – the mobs have dance parties instead of attacking you!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve added a special potion that turns you into a unicorn, allowing you to frolic through fields of rainbow-colored sheep. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So, why should you join this wacky server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of enchanted cake blocks that never run out? Trust me, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!