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F**k You Minecraft SMP

anger, aggression, Minecraft, Disrespect, hostility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

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F**k Around and Find Out in Minecraft SMP

Find, Minecraft, smpp, pFk

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base, only to have it blown up by a rogue creeper five minutes later.

Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue, we prank each other, and we never take anything too seriously.

But don’t worry, we also have epic events like “The Great Sheep Race” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in 10 minutes.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can truly “fuck around and find out,” then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything goes.

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Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy

united states, Politics, PALS, debate, controversy

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

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IcedUp Minecraft

Economy, multiplayer survival factions skyblock minigames economy RPG creative roleplay vanilla modded adventure hardcore factions prison pixelmon tekkit tekkit legends forge spigot, PvP, Survival, Cross-Play

IcedUp Minecraft is the place to be! We have land claiming, pvp in wilderness, jobs and custom items! Updated to 1.21!

icedup.net

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Gaming is for Everyone

Decorheads, EXCLUDED, Gaming, Discord, Survival

Have you ever been gaming and you feel excluded due to the bigotry of others in the community? Well look no further because here at Gaming is for Everyone we are inclusive to everyone and don’t tolerate any hate speech towards anyone. This is our vanilla survival java server, you’re able to join by being a part of the discord and reading the rules before you get the permissions to be able to play with us. If there’s no staff on, just contact us in the mc-general channel.

51.222.147.151:25576

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FantasyCraft Minecraft Server

FANTASY, isekai, Server, Minecraft, Protagonist

Are you tired of boring old power fantasies in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where the side characters have more personality than you can handle! Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate isekai power fantasy like never before!

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RusCraft Minecraft Server

trans-siberian railway, Matryoshka dolls, Borscht, cyrillic, Moscow

Are you a fan of vodka, bears riding unicycles, and squatting like a true Slav? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have a special Russian-themed world where you can build your own babushka doll house, ride on a pet bear, and participate in epic vodka-drinking contests. Plus, our community is full of friendly Russians who will teach you how to swear like a true comrade. Join us now and embrace your inner Ivan!

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FriendZoneCraft

FriendZoneCraft, relationships, Emotional support, friendship, acts of service

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as supportive as a best friend after surgery? Look no further than our server! We’ll take care of you like we took care of Amber post-surgery, minus the fallopian tube removal (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

Join us for a healthcare system-free experience where you can relax, heal, and have someone tuck you in at night (virtually, of course). Our server is so supportive, your boyfriend might accuse you of cheating on him with us. But hey, who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server that treats you better than a girlfriend?

So come on over and experience the love language of acts of service in the most outrageous way possible. We promise not to clean your bathroom unless you really need it. And if you’re lucky, maybe we’ll even bring you some homemade chicken noodle soup in-game. Join now and let the friendship drama unfold!

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Block and Chill

express love, MASSAGE, post-coital bliss, pillow talk, romantic dinner

What do people usually do after making love? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mine for diamonds and build epic castles to celebrate their post-coital bliss! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and blocky romance. Who needs cuddling when you can cuddle up with a creeper and survive the night together? So come on, join our server and let’s make love… to Minecraft!

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HornyJailCraft

incarceration, Online Community, relatable, detention center, guilty pleasure

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

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