Pfizer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

JabbedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	1433
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5258
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only jab you’ll be getting is from a zombie with a carrot! We promise no vaccine mandates here, just pure pixelated fun. Our server is so safe, even creepers wear masks! Plus, with our special potion brewing feature, you can cure any side effects caused by real-life jabs. So come on in and let’s craft some laughs together!

DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CalcCraft: Math & Buttons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Animals Bred:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runes Activated:	6

join dis server if u wanna learn math while playin minecraft. we got calculators in da game so u can add up all dem blocks u mine. plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in algebra equations. solve em right and he’ll give u diamonds. solve em wrong and he’ll turn u into a chicken. it’s a wild ride of numbers and blocks, so come on in and get ur math on!

CraftyKidzADHD-FreeZone

adhd, Adults, Behavior, CraftyKidzADHDFreeZone, Diagnosis, Identifying, misattributing, older classmates, parents, raising concerns, relative immaturity, school year, Symptoms, teachers, younger children

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so like, imagine this server where all the players have ADHD but it’s like, totally cool because the whole world is built for maximum chaos and fun! you’ll never be bored because everything is always changing and moving super fast, just like our brains!

join us if you’re tired of boring, slow servers where you have to follow the rules all the time. here, we embrace the chaos and let our ADHD flag fly high! you’ll never know what’s going to happen next, but that’s what makes it so exciting!

come join us and let your inner ADHD shine in this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. who needs rules when you have fun, right? let’s go on this crazy adventure together and see where our ADHD brains take us!

2S1M – A strait-laced server in a chaotic world on 1.12.2 (anarchy)

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Votes:	9398
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Potions Brewed:	102	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

2S1M Minecraft Server

2S1M Originiated from ClassiCube. And now moved to Minecraft! This server runs 24/7, and has no rules. (example: X-Ray is allowed).

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/QgJZUBn75n

Join the server: 174.138.80.11:25566

Running on: Java 1.12.2

Old Screenshots, but the spawn is still ungriefed:

https://imgur.com/FjIdFyN

Spawn:

https://imgur.com/LTn3s1N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Players are free to use X-Ray and other mods.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Java 1.12.2

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	75	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring music that just sounds like city noise? Do you want to experience a server where the only tunes you’ll hear are the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and zombie groans? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only music you’ll hear is the sound of blocks breaking and pigs oinking. Who needs mainstream music when you can have the soothing sounds of mining and crafting? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying tunes forever!

BocchiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	101
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further than Bocchi thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Bocchi thread, there was a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Legend has it that if you join our server, you may just stumble upon Sir Oinksalot himself, riding a rainbow-colored chicken into battle against evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, he may even grant you three wishes (but let’s be real, one of those wishes is definitely going to be for more bacon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and you’ll be sure to have a wild and unpredictable adventure every time you log on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Bocchi thread and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for Sir Oinksalot and his rainbow chicken – they’re always up to no good!

NoWayImHouseSittingMinecraftServer

Agreement, aita, BETRAYAL, cat, communication breakdown, disconnected, dog, extended family, family, family dynamics, house sit, left behind, NoWayImHouseSittingMinecraftServer, refusing, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, secret, summer vacation, vacation, vancouver, vancouver island

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4550
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of being left behind by your family while they jet off to exotic vacations? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel left out again! Join us and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own vacation paradise without ever having to house sit for pesky pets or relatives.

Imagine a world where you can explore Vancouver Island without ever leaving your computer screen. Build your own virtual family getaway and invite all your friends to join in on the fun. No more feeling disconnected or left behind – on our server, everyone is welcome and included in the adventure.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring house-sitting duties and hello to endless possibilities and excitement. Who needs Vancouver when you have a whole virtual world to explore right at your fingertips? Let the fun begin!

CraftyCouplesSecrets

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your partner? Well, join our Minecraft server and spill all your juicy secrets in our secret confession booth! Our virtual therapist villagers are here to listen and offer advice on how to keep your relationship spicy! Plus, our secret potion brewing station can help you forget all those pesky secrets you’ve been holding onto. Join now for a scandalous good time!

USSCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Farms Harvested:	699	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got crazier than a creeper with a TNT addiction! Like, we got fake footage of the USS Eisenhower getting attacked by a bunch of zombie pigmen riding on top of ender dragons! It was so epic, bro!

Join dis server if you wanna be part of the most insane battles and adventures in Minecraft history. We got secret bases hidden in the Nether, treasure hunts that will make you feel like a pirate, and PvP battles that will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna.

So come on and join us, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?) Let’s get this party started, fam!

RejectingGazaProposal

Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, negotiations, news headlines, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political tensions, Proposal, RejectingGazaProposal, rejection, united nations, world leaders

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE HAMAS OF MINECRAFT! WE KEEP GETTIN’ OFFERS TO JOIN OTHER SERVERS BUT WE JUST SAY NOPE! WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDIN’ OUR CRAZY BLOCK CITY! COME JOIN US AND REJECT ALL THE BORING SERVERS OUT THERE! WE’RE LIKE THE REBELS OF MINECRAFT, FIGHTIN’ AGAINST THE BORINGNESS! LET’S BUILD A BLOCKY REVOLUTION TOGETHER!