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  • Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…

    Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 1289
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 1214 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

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    Crumpton SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/dharma/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server

    Join here https://discord.gg/mCJHgZCY

    (people are rarely denied)

    Server Info:

    Crumpton SMP is a NEW modded survival server. Crumpton is the name of our group of friends who have made many different servers together before. Crumpton is our biggest and greatest creation yet.

    At long last, the Crumpton Crew (Official) Minecraft Survival Server is here! Being a Create-based modded extravangansa, we believe “the more the merrier” in building an exciting and active community for content creation alongside casual play! The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack.

    Our custom modpack includes additions which bring a lively and exciting new take on the SMP format. With additions that add to features like:

    • Redstone
    • Farming
    • Cooking
    • Building
    • Weather
    • Transport
    • Economy
    • Fishing
    • Mining
    • Exploring
    • …and more!

    If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? Yes, it is a modded survival server with a custom modpack.
    What is the Create Mod? The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack, adding new features to the game.
    How can I join the server? Join by using the discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access.
    What kind of features does the modpack add? The modpack adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.
    Can I play on the server if I use Java edition? Yes, the server is compatible with Java edition players.

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  • Akari’s Crazy Minecraft Server

    Akari’s Crazy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7804
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

    Join us if you want to witness Akari, the resident cow, who has somehow learned to ride a pig and challenge players to duels in the town square.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers have been known to breakdance to dubstep music.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    So saddle up, partner, and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Yeehaw!

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  • EldenCraft – Minecraft server

    EldenCraft – Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3179
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4078 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 122 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

    Join us if you want to experience the latest patch that includes flying pigs and diamond armor that shoots laser beams! Our main information document is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it.

    Create your character using our character planners and make a warrior so powerful, even the Ender Dragon will bow down to you. And don’t forget to check out our interactive map that leads to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

    The group password is “erg” because why not? And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our previous players have reported seeing Notch himself building a giant diamond castle in the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • CringeCraftBabyPity

    CringeCraftBabyPity
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3677
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5444 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

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  • DagestanCraft: Suspicion Edition

    DagestanCraft: Suspicion Edition
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 2139
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Animals Bred: 47
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in a tornado!

    Picture this: you spawn in Russia, but not just any Russia, we’re talking Dagestan, baby! The land is mourning and suspicions are mounting after deadly attacks…but don’t worry, that just adds to the thrill of the game!

    Join our server and you’ll be dodging creepers and griefers like a pro, all while trying to uncover the mystery behind the attacks. Will you be the hero that saves the day, or will you end up as just another block in the rubble?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a secret conspiracy involving diamond-stealing zombies and evil villagers plotting world domination. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server!

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  • Boomer Homes & F-150s

    Boomer Homes & F-150s
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6339
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9060 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, fam. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crib and flex on all dem other players. u can make a house so lit, even boomers would be jelly cuz it cost less than a freakin’ F-150.

    but wait, there’s more! we got mobs that are straight up savage, like creepers that wear sunglasses and zombies that do the floss dance. u gotta be on ur toes or else u gonna get wrecked, son.

    oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen? it’s lit AF, trust me.

    so what u waiting for, bruh? join dis server and let’s get this party started! #minecraftmadness #crazycribs #skeletonraves

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  • VaxCraft: Monkeypox Mayhem

    VaxCraft: Monkeypox Mayhem
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 9614
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs do the cha-cha slide.

    our server is so epic that even the multivalent mRNA monkeypox virus vaccine (BNT166) protects mice and macaques from orthopoxvirus disease! that’s right, our virtual world is so powerful that it can even protect you from real-life diseases. ain’t that some next level stuff?

    imagine building a house with your homies while dodging monkeypox viruses left and right. it’s like a survival game on steroids, but with a twist of science fiction. so come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Craft To Exile

    Craft To Exile
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8732
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Animals Bred: 66 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Votes: 9652 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    A fun community with young adults but all are welcome, this is a modded community so we have multiple modpacks and rotate them in and out quite often!

    craft.moddedmc.us:25552

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  • Construction Dreams

    Construction Dreams
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 3874
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Ores Mined: 2573 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

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    Minecraft Suvival | SlimeFun | PvP | MVP | Parkur | Economia | Terrenos | Ranks | Clans |

    Here the determination to always be first in the Ranks is what counts, come and have fun exploring and making friends, creating your clan and dueling to stay at the Top ¹.

    We are waiting for you

    hzin.jogar.io:10592

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  • Stealing hearts in Modded Life

    Stealing hearts in Modded Life
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6540
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3852
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Potions Brewed: 108
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

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    Life Steal SMP Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have started a life steal SMP for a small group of friends. We are looking to expand our community and welcome new members to join in on the fun!

    Rules:

    Rules
    No griefing
    No killing pets
    No killing villagers
    No sore losers

    There is no age limit, but we prefer players to be 14 years old and above. X-ray and looting are allowed on our server, so please keep that in mind before joining.

    If you are interested in joining our server, please join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.com/invite/GK64cvqu

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above for more information on how to join the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions?

    A: While there is no age limit, we recommend players to be 14 years old and above.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The rules include no griefing, no killing pets, no killing villagers, and no sore losers.

    Q: Can I use X-ray and looting on the server?

    A: Yes, X-ray and looting are allowed on our server.

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