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PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7193

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Animals Bred:	63
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	4574

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	7993	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
New Chunks Explored:	192264	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9716	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Alien Abductions:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2311

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