join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da “forever chemicals” and live in a world where u can build ur own lil paradise without worryin bout no toxic stuff! our server is so safe, even da creepers are scared to come near it! u can mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even ride on dragons (ok maybe not dat last part but it’s still pretty cool)! come join us and leave all dem “forever chemicals” behind, cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat!
LithiumLand: PFAS-Free Zone
ForeverCraft: MilkshakeMayhem
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got nanobots and stuff that make your game experience outta this world! Forget about those basic servers, we got per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances up in here, aka forever chemicals, making everything lit AF!Our new study shows that these compounds can mess with proteins in human breast milk and baby formulas, like whoa dude, that’s some next level shiz! Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage from all the fun)! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🤪🎮🔥
ChemicalSkinInvasion
So, like, did you know that our Minecraft server is so lit that even toxic chemicals wanna join? Yeah, we did a study with lab-grown human skin and found out that these ‘forever chemicals’ can like, totally be absorbed through your skin and get into your bloodstream. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic gameplay and crazy adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling against toxic chemicals while building your dream world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!ForeverCraft: CardioQueens
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FOREVER CHEMICALS THAN A SCIENCE LAB! POSTMENOPAUSAL WOMEN BE LIKE “I NEED THAT CARDIOVASCULAR RISK, SIGN ME UP!” OUR PFAS CHEMICALS INTERACT LIKE THEY’RE AT A RAVE PARTY, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN… LITERALLY!