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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8288 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5709 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!