Petty MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

overreacting, silly, stupid reasons, Nonsensical, irrational

Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

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SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

petty behavior, immature, SpiteCraft, vindictive, petty actions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

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WalkOfShameCraft

frozen pizza, Dinner, Petty, Humiliation, friendship

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

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DinnerCraft: No Food for You

prime rib, leftovers, new year’s eve, take out, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!

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CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

log book, financial difficulty, CarCraft, financial responsibility, Unpaid

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

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Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

Emotional support, consultant, lower paying job, Cheating, sacrifice

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

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NecklaceNaziCraft

falling out, NecklaceNaziCraft, life choices, selfish, Borrowing

Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

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NoDiamondsNoDating

high maintenance, compatibility, superficial, turnoffs, red flags

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

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MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

RAGE, Nonsensical, Pointless, immature, Edition

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

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HubbyTicketFunMoneyAITAH

joint account, tight budget, Petty, Marriage, husband

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos. We have a joint account system where 95% of your in-game earnings go into a shared pot, while the remaining 5% is split evenly between you and your virtual spouse. Use the shared funds for necessities like building materials and food, and the fun money for, well, fun stuff like diamond swords and enchanted armor!

But wait, there’s more! Just like in real life, you’ll have to renew your virtual car registration every year. Forget to do it on time and you might get pulled over by a virtual cop and fined in-game! Will you pay for the registration on time, or risk getting a ticket and losing precious in-game currency?

And here’s the kicker – if you fail to renew your registration on time, you’ll have to use your hard-earned fun money to pay the fine! That’s right, no free passes here. Learn the consequences of your actions in a hilarious and entertaining way.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of managing your virtual finances while navigating the ups and downs of virtual married life. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

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