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GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes -
GrudgeCraft Minecraft Server
grudge over minor issues, grudge over insignificant things, holding onto grudges, grudge over small things, grudge holdingAre you still salty about that time someone stole your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-diamond-stealing policy! That’s right, join us and never worry about losing your precious gems again.But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Piggy Mafia, a gang of rebellious pigs who roam the land causing chaos and mischief. Join them on their wild adventures and maybe even become an honorary member yourself!
So if you’re looking for a server where grudges are held over the pettiest of things and pigs run amok, look no further. Join us today and let the madness begin!
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The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!
Join the Lands of Valoria Today!
Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!
We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.
FAQ
Question Answer What is the theme of the Valoria server? The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories. Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server? Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server. How can I join the Valoria server? Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions. Are there hidden secrets in Valoria? Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players. -
CraftyColonials Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?
So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?
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Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world! -
LockBoxLULZ
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!
Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
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BlockParty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life! -
Respawned Loot Drama
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!
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BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server
LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! -
HostageHavocCraft
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!