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  • PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

    PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 8001
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

    Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4961
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

    On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

    But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

    So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockParty Minecraft SMP

    BlockParty Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8538
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

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  • CraftyRacismNoLaugh

    CraftyRacismNoLaugh
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 1364
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

    ScareMstrMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7838
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Votes: 7428
    Farms Harvested: 851 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7161 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

    Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

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  • BookCrafters

    BookCrafters
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 7005
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Emeralds Found: 4747
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8846

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

    Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

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  • Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

    Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 2079
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: No More Power!

    UkraineCraft: No More Power!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1938
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

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  • CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

    CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 132
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 12

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    so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

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  • SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

    SpreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1139
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 489 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 4118
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

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  • Random Minecraft SMP Succession

    Random Minecraft SMP Succession
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3996
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Zombie Dances: 8

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

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