petty argument Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	2895
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	809	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

PointlessDebateMC SMP

futile argument, futile quarrel, inconsequential clash, insignificant argument, insignificant dispute, irrelevant debate, meaningless discussion, minor disagreement, petty argument, pointless argument, pointless squabble, PointlessDebateMC, senseless disagreement, silly disagreement, smp, trivial debate, trivial dispute, trivial spat, unimportant altercation, unnecessary conflict, unproductive conflict, useless quarrel

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Farms Harvested:	917
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!

Mousy Minecraft Server: German Gaunt Faces

European appearance, European facial characteristics, European facial features, European facial structure, European genetics, European physical traits, European stereotypes, faces, facial characteristics, facial features, Gaunt, gaunt faces, German, German appearance, German facial characteristics, German facial structure, German features, German genetics, German physical traits, German stereotypes, Germans, Minecraft, mousy, mousy faces, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they haven’t eaten in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: “Why do Germans have such mousy, gaunt faces?” Join us and discover the secret hidden in the pixels of our virtual world. Maybe it’s all the bratwurst they eat or perhaps it’s the curse of the creeper that haunts their dreams. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast uncovering the mysteries of German facial features while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. So come on, join us and let’s solve this enigma together!

Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

BELIEF, Believing, Childhood, childish, Christ, christmas, comparison, controversy, culture, debate, Epic, FAITH, faith vs fantasy, FANTASY, holiday, Minecraft, Myth, Religion, religious beliefs, santa, skepticism, smp, spirituality, stupid, superstition, tradition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crops Grown:	8947
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

WidowCraft Minecraft Server

biological child, child support, children, dance classes, extracurricular activities, finances, future planning, inflation, Inheritance, Instructions, late wife’s money, luxuries, Minecraft, professional dancing, remarriage, Sacrifices, Server, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, Struggles, WidowCraft, Will

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players over virtual money that’s not even theirs!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your right to dance classes, even if it means stepping on the toes of your stepchildren (pun intended). Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or the villain who hoards money for their own biological children? The choice is yours on our server!

And don’t worry, we’ve got arrangements in place in case things go south, just like in this wild story. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness of virtual finances and family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ores Mined:	2148	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

anarkium.org

Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Animals Bred:	185	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	761	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!