and then there’s this one time where a pig starts doing backflips because you’re petting it so good, and everyone is just like “whoa, this is some next level petting skills right here!”
and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they start laying diamond eggs because they’re so happy to be pet. like, who knew chickens could lay diamonds? only on this server, man.
so if you wanna experience the most epic petting zoo in minecraft history, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a wild ride.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a leashed dog appears out of nowhere and starts aggressively sniffing your character’s crotch. But wait, there’s more! The dog’s owner, a mysterious woman in her late 50s, claims the dog is a service dog with special powers to detect hidden illnesses. Will you uncover the secrets of this mystical service dog? Join our server to find out!
But that’s not all – our server also has a weekly farmers market in the town square, complete with a local musician playing on big stone steps. Who knows what kind of wacky encounters you’ll have while shopping for virtual carrots and potatoes?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Just be prepared for anything – including dogs with a nose for trouble!
| Server Name: | SangriaCraft |
| Server Map: | View Map |
| Host: | Itsatrapp01 |
SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.
At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.
The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.
Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.
To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!
Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!
And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!
Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.
So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?
Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.
also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.
plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.