and then there’s this one time where a pig starts doing backflips because you’re petting it so good, and everyone is just like “whoa, this is some next level petting skills right here!”
and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they start laying diamond eggs because they’re so happy to be pet. like, who knew chickens could lay diamonds? only on this server, man.
so if you wanna experience the most epic petting zoo in minecraft history, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a wild ride.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a leashed dog appears out of nowhere and starts aggressively sniffing your character’s crotch. But wait, there’s more! The dog’s owner, a mysterious woman in her late 50s, claims the dog is a service dog with special powers to detect hidden illnesses. Will you uncover the secrets of this mystical service dog? Join our server to find out!
But that’s not all – our server also has a weekly farmers market in the town square, complete with a local musician playing on big stone steps. Who knows what kind of wacky encounters you’ll have while shopping for virtual carrots and potatoes?
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Just be prepared for anything – including dogs with a nose for trouble!
On our server, you can only eat one food for the rest of your virtual life. But don’t worry, it’s not just any food – it’s enchanted golden apples! Imagine munching on those shiny, golden treats all day long while battling dragons and exploring hidden dungeons.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you eat enough enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your hands. Who needs boring old steak when you can have magical apple powers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest food-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?
Welcome to AvaCraft (Short for avatar Craft) a fun, friendly but competitive Minecraft pvp server with the 4 elements. We’ve got it all, Claiming, server shops & player shops, you can team up with your friends or make enemies, the choice is yours on AvaCraft. (We’ve also got a very good bending configuration and we listen to our community unlike bendersMC) (this page is a little rushed i’ll update it to be better in a bit)
node.vividmcc.com:25583
2b2t-style anarchy server, running 1.20.1. Will never be updated on an always-on server. Completely vanilla experience, as the only mods are just optimization and anticheat plugins.
www.gymli.org:36600
We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, and you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. From building massive castles to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Plus, we have exclusive events like the “Fate/stay night REMASTERED” Release Campaign where you can summon legendary heroes and take on epic quests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground subway system where you can race against other players in a high-speed showdown. And if that’s not enough, we have AI voices narrating your every move as you conquer the obstacles in front of you.
And if you’re worried about growing your YouTube channel, don’t fret! Our server is the perfect place to jumpstart your career. Just repost some content from Instagram and watch the views roll in. And if you really want to assault the algorithm, just post 10 videos a day of you dominating our crazy challenges.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!
One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!
Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.