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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2435
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Potions Brewed: 28 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8551
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2082
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1115 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

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    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4606
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7066
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6955
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Crops Grown: 5592 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8889
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 11

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    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 8157
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crops Grown: 9146 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8460
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9636
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Towns Built: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

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    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

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